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  1. leftover smoked pork butt mac&cheese. And she said, "Hey rambling boy why don't you settle down Boston ain't your kind of town There ain't no gold and there ain't nobody like me I'm the number one fan of the man from Tennessee"
  2. my wife has been making noises about Instapots, lately. my response has consistently been: gotta get rid of the bread maker. doing the math, I figure I would've gotten laid about the same whether I got her the bread maker she asked for or not. "fool me once", etc.
  3. huh. thought that was just dandruff. these computer glasses ain't worth a damn.
  4. ham hinge, anyone? was tryna see if I could get these Hebrew National dogs to levitate. didn't work. had 3 dogs left in the package, so cooked them all, but didn't want the extra tortilla (watching my weight).
  5. wd40

    Aducanumab

    had a related conversation, the other night. I wondered if you can tell when your mind is going. like, at what point do you lose consciousness of your consciousness. because just before that point, I'm out. fuck wasting away.
  6. username checks out
  7. ok, whatever. it's not about the nail. the extent of my gardening involvement is limited to the heavy lifting. I built my daughter a vegetable garden box out of a giant skid from my wife's previous employer and made two trips to the dirt store to fill it. and I picked up some chimney flues for my wife (another pinterest thing, I'm sure) to plant some cactus and shit in the front of the house (where the once-proud boogie board resides, in pieces). oh yeah. I also eat the peppers and tomatoes out of the veggie garden. no one else in the house does, even though they're awesome.
  8. Braff and I rode there, last year. I looked at the mileage for Far Reaches and said fuckthat. good to see it was every bit the beating we took on the shortcut. bcgb again today. more-or-less repeated the loop I did last week, but brought the camera, mostly to try to show how fun Rudy's is (failed).
  9. the best response is always, "I don't know. Maybe Joe knows."
  10. indeed. Thanks, Imma. that said, anyone for whom politics is a hobby needs a serious beating.
  11. Surly, my wife's not the only one on here doing this shit. am dissapoint. Buy Nothing is a junk exchange club on facebook. people post shit they want to get rid of, or shit the want, and it's all for free. on balance, it hasn't been too bad for us. I think we've gotten rid of more junk than we've acquired. first 'score' of hers was some old busted boogie boards. she read on Pinterest or somewhere about using styrofoam pieces for in her potting mix for house plants. I think she maybe used half of one. I let them sit in the garage for a couple months before I just tossed them. my biggest bitch about it is that I'm the bagman. she went back to the office, so whenever someone wants some old children's books or random old bric-o-brac or broken holiday decorations I threaten to toss, I get to put it out at the curb for the lucky winner...and bring it back if it might rain before whichever flaky wife comes to pick it up. a couple times, I've been on my way to go somewhere, and someone's wife will be parked across the end of my driveway, surfing fb or whatever after making a pick up. I mean, for several minutes. I've pulled right up there and waited, finally honking at them, snapping them out of their e-revelry. I guess the moral of the story is never say anything when you want to pitch old crap of theirs.
  12. anyone else's wife in a "Buy Nothing" fb group?
  13. so it was all his fault and had nothing to do with FUPM mentally checking out after the bama game? ok.
  14. We also have a Dyson and I've had to unclog crayons, pencils, etc multiple times. How does she not see this stuff? upon marriage, there's only one thing they don't suck
  15. at least he didn't pull a Wulaw. gotta give him that
  16. some days, you eat the bar... typical aftermath of November riding, around here strava stat allegedness, below. PR'd Rudy's, but still 15sec off the kom. on the bright side: I hit a 20mph top speed on it. such a fun section. hard to imagine skipping down it any faster. but I didn't pedal very hard on the long flattish section at the top, so maybe that's the difference. @Your Mom I finally re-found the bottom of Pump Station. it's been right in front of me, but I've been turning up stream there and taking a different (less chunky) way back to TC every time, thinking I was headed towards it. herpaderp. I also went all the way up Cheese Grater dab-free for the first time in probably ever. so all-in-all, a good day.
  17. speculation: it's not the ice cream, per se. it's the fancy deco on the pie and the wine in a proper stemware that puts it at odds with this thread's themes. side note: mint ice cream and key lime pie? that's fetish behavior, akin to orange juice and toothpaste. all yours, bro.
  18. Arboretum Target. "I brake for squirrels". really, you piece of shit?
  19. a few years ago, a couple of mtb buddies and I drove all night to Angel Fire for some downhillin'. stopped at an Allsups in Ft Sumner at o'dark:30 for some gas. I got a couple fresh burritos. one guy got a can of Stagg Chili and literally drank the whole thing cold, standing there at the gas pump. from there to AF is maybe 3 hours. we crested the last ridge overlooking the valley AF is in just before twilight, and decided to pull off for a nap so's not to wake our host up too early. thank God it's cool and breezy at night there in August, because holy shit, those Stagg farts would've killed us with the windows rolled up. I assume the altitude played a part in the conversion time. I'm not a chemist, but I think an added factor was that zero bacteria died in the reheating process. I mean, I can out-fart a lot of folks. but that was fucking vile.
  20. wife just called me with her cell phone to ask me if I knew anything about a notification she got via text (I assume) that her wireless account has been suspended (all the phones are on my account). uhhhh...
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