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mulletpelini

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  1. SIL brought over a new boyfriend, I'm pretty sure he's not all there mentally. Ask him if he wants a beer, tell him I got an IPA from the local brew house. "What's it called" he asks. "V-6" I say. "V-6? Is that because of all the tornadoes you guys have around here?" he asks. Chuckling, "No, that's F-6, but it only goes to F-5, it's called the Fujita.... (realizing this isn't going to matter at this point).....it's V-6." I say. "F6! F6! Hey you guys have you tried this beer yet? It's named after the tornadoes around here!" he yells across the room to everyone and no one. I'm gonna shoot this motherfucker.
  2. I'm hearing his name as next OC at Nebraska. Didn't we have a gentleman's agreement that you guys got our shitty ex-coaches and not the other way around?
  3. Rookie. Driving back home from New Mexico recently, she's surfing on her phone I'm listening to sports talk radio .....blah blah blah NBA Basketball blah blah blah Sacramento Kings blah blah blah....... Out of the corner of my eye I see her head move up away from her phone, I can tell she's gonna ask me a question. and here we go H: "Sacramental Kings sure seems like an odd name for a basketball team doesn't it?" M: "You're absolutely right."
  4. I bet she had that connecting part underneath cut off
  5. Just let the wife use it on her little import with 15 gallon tank
  6. holllleeeeee shiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt
  7. ain't nobody gonna steal that fugly nasty dumpkin
  8. wow, I feel robbed. Kind of like when they took PP away as an option. I guess next they'll force me to take a vaccine or something.
  9. I just got all my listings zapped per their threat from the summer for non-compliance.
  10. I remember that Denon 3910, it was a beast.
  11. Hell I was bragging about all the high school teams in Lancaster county that Nebraska is better than.
  12. You keep mentioning FG range but apparently the play in question put them in TD range so you might want to correct that.
  13. best 3-4 team in the county.
  14. Jimbo was really excited after the game. Nice comfort knowing you could lose every game the rest of the season and still have Bama.
  15. Lets get a couple '75 Monte Carlos and see him do the same trick
  16. the computer was his moms and that kids name was
  17. doo doo doo do do I'm loving it.
  18. I always told my ex-wife after watching her give birth to our son, "there's things I've seen about you, you'll never know about yourself, and trust me, you don't want to know"
  19. How many pieces of vinyl do you have? So now you've got nothing and like it?
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