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    SNL 45

    That SNL still exist is pretty amazing. The comedic value is consistently not much higher than zero. One forgettable no talent cast after another has really taken a toll over the years.
  2. We’re really still pretty much at the starting line in this mess. I expect that we’ll see shit blowing up by the end of the summer. I’ve talked to a few people that are far more terrified at just not knowing how long/far that federal and local government will go to stretch this out.
  3. No shit! We’re using the pool more than ever this early in the year and I’m actually enjoying doing the maintenance again. Don’t have shit else to do.
  4. I really don’t care if there was video of the guy running down the street with a stolen compressor. Chasing him down and shooting him is just a bad play. Those guys are about to find that out now that the local coverup has been burned.
  5. Walked out by the pool and informed the wife that “we’ll likely not see them”. A few seconds later came the sound, then five of them flat hatted it right over the top of us with the solo and chase plane arriving about 1/2 second later. Air Force all the way in this family and have seen the teams perform several times over the years and I still get a rush from seeing them for 2.5 seconds.
  6. “A bird?!? What bird would be out at night?!?” Tony cracks me up.
  7. We’re not big fans of HEB curbside p/u for a couple of reason, but the primary reason is that HEB frequently has outdated or nearly outdated food products mixed in with freshly stocked product. Hopefully the curbside service will eliminate some of that as the HEB pickers pull items without checking the expiration dates. On the other hand I do feel bad for the customers that get home and discover that shit.
  8. Was watching CNN interview some guy that was apparently self quarantining himself. Didn’t think much of until the a banner at the bottom of the screen indicated it was Chris Cuomo. Me- “No fucking way! That’s Cuomo?!?” I guess they cake on the makeup for his TV work, but I was honestly surprised at how different he looked. And oh yeah, he was joking around and generally seemed pretty excited about having contracting the virus. Bizarre
  9. True. Who would have ever thought that “Get the fuck away from me!” would become a valid public service announcement?
  10. Not sure who’s to blame, but this guy probably still deserves to be repeatedly punched in the face for a multitude of reasons.
  11. Picked up a case of beer and a handle of Jack a couple of days ago. I rarely drink alcohol these days, but this seems like a good time to get back in shape.
  12. This morning I watched a verbal exchange between two guys discussing this. Both of them made multiple attempts to quickly roll that combination of words off their tongues. It did not go well.
  13. ha! Cops confiscated a case of “iced down” beer and a collection of nude pictures. Sounds off the hook for 63. North Loop check in here yet?
  14. This is probably a good time to run on down to a dealership for a quick reminder that there’s really no good time to get a better deal.
  15. I get the feeling that you can get this shit, then feel like you’re recovering, and then get it again.
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