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SquishMitten

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  1. For about 5 seconds, I was picturing him dressed as Captain Kirk. Then I reread your post and laughed at my poor reading skills.
  2. Dude, it's the Masters. Why are you trying to watch on TV? The app and/or website is the only way to go.
  3. Wordle 657 3/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 438 5️⃣6️⃣ 9️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  4. Gotta be a typo, right? $27 million surely can’t produce many Abrams
  5. That’s like my last experience at a huge convention. Perfectly fine near all the conference centers like Yerba Buena, Moscone, etc, but I wandered off a bit from the crowds looking for a decent place to grab a drink…not recommended. Maybe two blocks, and you’re dodging enormous piles of human shit on the sidewalks (which frankly surprised me since I kind of assumed homeless folks don’t eat all that much and would therefore have smaller poops, but that was clearly not the case) and needles everywhere. Fucking surreal. Noped the hell out of there post haste.
  6. In my defense, I just spent the night sleeping on the couch in a hotel room with my wife and 9 freakin kids under the age of ten… Daily Quordle 437 🟥8️⃣ 🟥6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Hahaha. No fucking way this should’ve happened Wordle 656 2/6* ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  7. You just listed the whole batch at $375 after zero responses to your first post. PM me?
  8. This seems to be going well! I’ll take all of them for $150 if you just want to unload them
  9. Wordle 655 5/6* 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 436 6️⃣4️⃣ 3️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  10. Sure, keep reading... Like he's going to print out each of the indictments and then jerk his little orange mushroom onto each one of them like a tribute picture?
  11. They're going to bitch about something no matter what. But I don't think your child having a former position working for someone who is wholly unrelated to the case is even the remotest grounds for recusal.
  12. Hilarious. Also, a great submission to the wives and stupid shit thread. First, she's wearing socks on a ladder. Second, she's on her tiptoes, fully extended. Go up another step you dumbass. Third, that tray has the hooks on it to mount it on the ladder so you don't risk easily spilling it in the event of, oh I don't know, falling off a ladder for any of the previous stupid decisions I pointed out ... or spec-op nerf attack.
  13. Maybe Kevin is actually a goose and we’ve been unnecessarily critical of him
  14. I’d say fair since it was the glove they touched with
  15. Wordle 654 3/6* ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 435 7️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  16. How do you propose to make Rainey less of a sausage party? Or are you implying something else? Because I honestly can’t think of another rationalization for how your response to this post makes sense.
  17. So, you lived in Florida while there was a serial killer on the loose, the killings stopped right after you moved, and - claiming to not know anything else about the case - you believe they just "pinned the murders" on someone? Pretty, pretty suspicious. Do you happen to live near Rainey?
  18. Why? Is there some other business you're trying to take care of on the water? Do all those potential witnesses make you nervous?
  19. Oh fuck you Daily Quordle 434 3️⃣🟥 9️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Wordle 653 3/6* ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. Fack that took forever Wordle 652 6/6* 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 433 4️⃣7️⃣ 3️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. Wordle 651 3/6* ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 432 6️⃣9️⃣ 7️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩🟩🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  22. Might as well call it the Dildola with how much the plan will probably fuck us.
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