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Guadaloopy

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  1. You have insane standards if you are counting 2024 Peña as a weak hitter. The MLB batting average is .244. Peña is more than 30 points over that. He has a WRC+ of 106 and 2.5 WAR on the offensive side.
  2. Welcome back, JV. Here's an L for you.
  3. His name shares 5 of 7 letters with garbage.
  4. Well, we substituted 12 Bregman/Altuve ABs this series for Cabbage/Dezenzo/Dubon. But you know... rest.
  5. Wow. Two horrid ABs by the big bats in the biggest moment.
  6. Holy shit. Can't believe Espada pulled the PH trigger in the 7th inning. But fuck it all if we can't get anything out of this inning.
  7. Hear, hear. Don't brackish my bidet. Keep your gray water off my brown eye.
  8. Holy shit, Jake!
  9. Nope. Would not have advanced to 2nd on the fly out to right. Would have still been on first. Dubi owns that run.
  10. Dumbass play by Dubon.
  11. I don't think he's landing the point he thinks he's making. You can just throw the UNO reverse on it, ergo If it's OK for the government to regulate price controls for consumer goods, then it's OK to regulate woman's health decisions over her own body. This thought process and logic train needs to cook a bit more.
  12. A little shocked (but not really) that only one person has called you on this bullshit. It's a straight up racist slur. Doesn't matter that it's directed at someone who shills for the wrong side. Fuck outta here with that.
  13. Guadaloopy

    Comedy

    Periodically, this Emo Phillips bit will invade my consciousness and the only way to get it out of my head is to share it with others:
  14. Not a sweet play by the kid.
  15. Sweet play by Kikuchi.
  16. Well fuckity fuck.
  17. Y'all... this might finally swing Brisket to Harris:
  18. What starts at the 2:05 mark is going to trigger some folks in this thread...
  19. A lot of feels watching that video. I think '08 hurts more than '09. Getting banged up on the field of play doesn't sting as much as getting turbo-fucked by a shitty system and shitty Big 12 refs. You KNOW Colt would have owned Gata. Colt is such an easy guy to root for, and he gave us so much. The Eyes of Texas are always upon him and smiling approvingly.
  20. Guadaloopy

    Getting old sucks

    Fuck. This. Shit. Developed a rash on both elbows last Tuesday and it will not go way. Did some online sleuthing and saw pics that matched mine exactly in a celiac forum and found out that rashes like that are a symptom of gluten sensitivity. Setting up an appt with PCM to get it checked and hopefully get an actual diagnosis one way or the other before I give up on regular bread, pasta, pizza, and beer forever.
  21. Make sure to cover up your faces.
  22. Yates blows the save and gives up a tying yack to Santana. Rangers gotta play for the walk-off now. I’m kinda torn. It’s objectively better for the Astros if the Rangers win. But fuck Arlington.
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