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CHIEF

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  1. Better be 101 not that sissy 86 proof shit. CHIEF
  2. Another reason the US is so protective of Israel, is there are over 700k American citizens there, either full, or part time. Over forty of the 1200 victims from October 7th were American citizens. If Israel was wiped off the face of the Earth, it would be like killing everyone in Wyoming. Same reason we won't see anything from the Russians, three million of the Israeli settlers are Russian jews. CHIEF
  3. If the regime is toppled, I bet there will be an Iranian "Audie Murphy". A war hero with more western values, and the backbone it will take to be the Prime Minister of a democratic Iran. Let's just hope he doesn't get power hungry. CHIEF
  4. This will only end with a regime change. Which will not be possible without arming some of the populous, and convincing most of the IRGC to join in. I'm not sure the IRGC would do it without some serious concessions from the populous, that basically leaves them in power. CHIEF
  5. The BBC's Armstrong & Miller "The Origins of....." videos, on YouTube are absolutely killer. The facial expressions are probably some of the best I have ever seen: CHIEF
  6. I said if it were ME. He is a smart fucker, I'm sure he has it on the iCloud somewhere. CHIEF
  7. It's like John Daly hitting his driver. Thousands have hit off the same tee box, but very few have hit it so deep down the fairway. CHIEF
  8. Probably girth. She had wide hips. CHIEF
  9. Fuck, I told him if he was a 4.5 on Amazon Prime, he would be a #1 seller. I bet her biggest knock was that he wouldn't skip work to drive to downtown Dallas, drunk, at 3 am on a work day. She has a complete disregard for shit that will get you arrested or killed. CHIEF
  10. Apparently, it was for the overall "boyfriend" experience. Saying he was a good dude, and he was good in the sack. If it were me, I would get a print out of the review and keep it in my wallet. CHIEF
  11. Mrs. CHIEF and I were laughing about this a while back. CHIEF Jr. has very little to almost no social media. He still meets gals at the bar, or on the lake. Something I didn't know, and he was a bit embarrassed by, was that his old girlfriend gave him a YELP review, not sure if it was on a dating site. I never looked for it, but my wife did. I finally confessed to him one night that I heard he had a YELP review. He didn't want to discuss it, but I told him I had to know if she trashed you to all of the internet. He said it was a very fair review, she gave him 4.5 stars out of 5, and a 5 on shaggin' (his proud moment). She was always a gracious, and very kind person during the day, it was that she was a drunk, verbally abusive insomniac at night. CHIEF
  12. Got some rain pushing through. Sucks sitting at the house and waiting it out. CHIEF
  13. That is what I do as well. We rarely get many lowball offers, mainly from people that aren't familiar with our area. Our market is still rolling in my neighborhood. Most are retirees that have had their house paid off for a decade, and also tons of cash buyers. CHIEF
  14. "Wouldn't It Be Nice" is one of my all time favorite wedding reception songs. It was played at mine. CHIEF
  15. @troph what was that badass wakesurf board that you bought? In fact, I think it was two of them. Was it one the Chaos boards made in Austin? We are getting boards for the new boat. Bought a $900 Doomswell Kevlar on sale for $550. Got our Ronix bungee rope to save shoulders. CHIEF
  16. I actually like it on my chargrilled Gulf oysters. CHIEF
  17. I think when people ask me my weight, I am going to answer them with the "Jew Pound" calculation. CHIEF
  18. I am another that eats gulf coast oysters in months that end in "r". I still won't eat them in September though. I eat cold water oysters during the summer. I can't afford to eat cold water year round. I mean, I could, but choose not to. Fuck $36/dozen. CHIEF
  19. I thought to be a GOAT, you must accomplish something like win multiple national championships, or hold a record on some statistic (all-time leading rusher, most TFLs) or something. I didn't know you could just declare yourself the GOAT. Now I feel jilted. Now I've got to think of something that I can claim GOAT status for. CHIEF
  20. I haven't heard one peep about Russian field hospitals, or evacuating the injured one single time during this whole conflict. If you are a wounded Russian, I think you get a "tough shitski" and a bullet between the eyes. CHIEF
  21. Dude...you are dissing the first five syllables to the "Banana Split's" song. Do better! CHIEF
  22. Yeah, wait till this tenant conjures up something wrong at your property and you have to refund them all of the rent collected, then pay for their mental anguish and suffering. CHIEF
  23. You can still get a basic one for that. But with nice guts, sound system, cockpit, and the loungers that face the stern, and a 250 or 300 Yamaha/Merc hanging off the back on what is considered the best brands of tritoons (Bennington, Avalon) you are there, easily. The biggest problem with pontoon boats, is they are a bitch to put the cover on. We would come back after drinking on the lake, and no one ever wanted to put it on. That has more than likely hastened its demise. Of course, with no real skin in the game, that was bound to happen. I have been reassured that this new boat will get wiped down and covered every time it goes back in the slip. CHIEF Jr. is even ponying up for the slip cradle. Gonna pattern it off the trailer, and have a buddy from work, their lead welder and shop foreman, weld it up. I'll have to haul it on my gooseneck, to the lake, put it on styrofoam or blue plastic barrels and float it into place. That Bennington has had a dozen kids on it every summer weekend since CHIEF Jr. was sixteen. When they all went off to college, they would come home and spend the summer on it. It has been puked on, puked in, puked under, and puked off of. CHIEF
  24. For sure. That is substantially more than I paid for my first house. I'm gonna finance it for as long as possible (20 years) but should be able to pay it off in 4-5 years with a substantial down payment. I'm 57, no way I am having a boat note that I have to pay while drawing social security. I don't have any write-offs for income tax, they take me to the cleaners annually. No house, property, or vehicle payments. I'm gonna get creative with this toad. CHIEF
  25. Well, my old Bennington just turned 20 years old. The interior is getting pretty ratty, the starter went out on the Yamaha at the beginning of last summer, so we basically cancelled our summer weekends. Those starters hardly ever go out, and are really tough to find, so it was late fall before we found one. Now we thought we had a spark plug issue, but now think it is an injector. So time to get rid of it. This is the boat my Dad bought, couldn't get it on the trailer when it was windy, so he just gave it to me. I called my cousin at Fun N Sun in Hurst, about getting a new tritoon, and to get one comparable to what we have was over $120k new. CHIEF Jr. has always wanted a wake boat. He is a Centurion man. I always told him only a fucking idoit would pay six figures for a damn ski boat. So what is this idoit doing this Thursday? Going to go try and make a deal on this Sumbitch: https://www.awsboatstx.com/default.asp?page=xPreOwnedInventoryDetail&id=15925476&p=1&s=(Sort By)&d=D&fr=xPreOwnedInventory Depreciation was the deciding factor. I'll give my kid credit, he knows how to set the hook. We don't carry a dozen college kids anymore, so really don't need a tritoon. I'm gonna be officing like Cajun soon. CHIEF
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