Everything posted by Quagmire
-
War on Drugs ticket
I’m rooting for drugs
-
Is this even fixable? (Stone bench)
You should bang your sons teacher on that bench.
-
Help me with a dumb question
Porn site huh
-
Yes: Pools are worth it....
Yep, really not hard to do it , no way it’s worth 200 a month . Probably 30 minutes or your time
-
Dallas Cowboys 2022 Offseason Thread -- Every Time Jerrah Talks, an Angel Sheds Their Wings
If I had access to cowboys cheerleaders locker room , I’m totally watching them change . Sorry not sorry
-
Is this even fixable? (Stone bench)
Agree with others punishment seems harsh for an accident . Unless he did it on purpose and said fuck yo bench
-
Is this even fixable? (Stone bench)
Ugly bench would not bang
-
Yes: Pools are worth it....
Bastard , mine started September 10 and still waiting on plaster
-
Life Insurance
I have one on myself , need to get one for my wife. How else can I afford hookers in blow
-
The Righteous Gemstones (HBO)
Loved season 1 , season 2 just seems off to me like they are out of ideas
-
Job Advice - Remote Positions
Only downside to WFM is having to jerk off to pictures of my secretary instead of banging her in my office
-
NFL MVP is a bigger joke than the Heisman
Maybe it’s the most valuable pussy award ?
-
The Book of Boba Fett- Disney+ show starting December 29
Always wanted to bang one of the chicks, those head tails would come in handy during doggy style
-
RIP Bob Saget
Seriously what a weird way to die, wonder what he hit it on
-
The Book of Boba Fett- Disney+ show starting December 29
Wanted mando to say “I fucking hate pykies”
-
The Book of Boba Fett- Disney+ show starting December 29
Is using the force like blowing your load ? Is that why grogu gets sleepy ?
-
The Book of Boba Fett- Disney+ show starting December 29
Also Robert Rodriquez needs to be booted , it’s obvious which episodes he directed
-
The Book of Boba Fett- Disney+ show starting December 29
Awesome , but those hipster moped space guys need to go.
-
Ozark- Netflix
Bet they saved a lot of money on the show by never having anyone turn the lights on in their houses
-
Ozark- Netflix
Bet they saved a lot of money on the show by never having anyone turn the lights on in their houses
-
Off Grid Alaska
Uncle has a cabin at the land cut, we use those shower bags you hang up , one side is black so the sun warms it . Even though we are showering with collected rain water it beats feeling all nasty and sticky
-
The Dark Knight (2008)
Why didn’t two face recognize joker until he took his medical mask off ?
-
Yes: Pools are worth it....
Right that would be the other option too, of course they didn’t tell me they were gonna do this in the first place. I’m guessing it’s a lot cheaper to add one board down the fence line then to remove and reconfigure the fence .
-
Yes: Pools are worth it....
Swear these pool builders can’t get anything right. Back when they started out pool in September they made my wife sign a code compliance form about having an anti climb fence . We are on a corner lot so only share 1 fence with neighbor. Since the shared fence had the finished side facing towards our yard the neighbors side had the horizontal cross members the code says they would have to install a board on the cross members at a 45 degree angle to prevent kids from climbing it. So I email the pool builder back in September and ask if it applies to us , he responds No saying we are outside city limits and it doesn’t apply . Ok good, otherwise I wanted to talk to my neighbor about it . So yesterday they tell me they are coming to put our fence back up. Well unknown to me they went into my neighbors yard and installed the boards on his horizontal cross boards. Get a text from my neighbor and he’s all pissed off, which I get . So I explain to him I asked about it months ago and they told me it wasn’t required , I talked to builder and they tell me it is required now, that old inspector used to let it slide but new one won’t . Also tells me it’s required for inspection and after that could be removed. So I apologize to neighbor tell them about removing it later on, neighbor is still grumpy saying there will be nail holes etc if it’s removed. Ok will get those fixed etc. guy won’t drop it saying he’s doing a refinance and is worried about the appraisal now since the fence looks different on one side (I’m like wtf) Freaking annoyed , had I known they were doing it would have stopped them and had the conversation with neighbor first.
-
The Book of Boba Fett- Disney+ show starting December 29
Cool episode surprised how much mando there is, made the season much better