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Quagmire

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Everything posted by Quagmire

  1. I’m rooting for drugs
  2. You should bang your sons teacher on that bench.
  3. Yep, really not hard to do it , no way it’s worth 200 a month . Probably 30 minutes or your time
  4. If I had access to cowboys cheerleaders locker room , I’m totally watching them change . Sorry not sorry
  5. Agree with others punishment seems harsh for an accident . Unless he did it on purpose and said fuck yo bench
  6. Bastard , mine started September 10 and still waiting on plaster
  7. I have one on myself , need to get one for my wife. How else can I afford hookers in blow
  8. Loved season 1 , season 2 just seems off to me like they are out of ideas
  9. Only downside to WFM is having to jerk off to pictures of my secretary instead of banging her in my office
  10. Maybe it’s the most valuable pussy award ?
  11. Always wanted to bang one of the chicks, those head tails would come in handy during doggy style
  12. Seriously what a weird way to die, wonder what he hit it on
  13. Wanted mando to say “I fucking hate pykies”
  14. Is using the force like blowing your load ? Is that why grogu gets sleepy ?
  15. Also Robert Rodriquez needs to be booted , it’s obvious which episodes he directed
  16. Awesome , but those hipster moped space guys need to go.
  17. Bet they saved a lot of money on the show by never having anyone turn the lights on in their houses
  18. Bet they saved a lot of money on the show by never having anyone turn the lights on in their houses
  19. Uncle has a cabin at the land cut, we use those shower bags you hang up , one side is black so the sun warms it . Even though we are showering with collected rain water it beats feeling all nasty and sticky
  20. Why didn’t two face recognize joker until he took his medical mask off ?
  21. Right that would be the other option too, of course they didn’t tell me they were gonna do this in the first place. I’m guessing it’s a lot cheaper to add one board down the fence line then to remove and reconfigure the fence .
  22. Swear these pool builders can’t get anything right. Back when they started out pool in September they made my wife sign a code compliance form about having an anti climb fence . We are on a corner lot so only share 1 fence with neighbor. Since the shared fence had the finished side facing towards our yard the neighbors side had the horizontal cross members the code says they would have to install a board on the cross members at a 45 degree angle to prevent kids from climbing it. So I email the pool builder back in September and ask if it applies to us , he responds No saying we are outside city limits and it doesn’t apply . Ok good, otherwise I wanted to talk to my neighbor about it . So yesterday they tell me they are coming to put our fence back up. Well unknown to me they went into my neighbors yard and installed the boards on his horizontal cross boards. Get a text from my neighbor and he’s all pissed off, which I get . So I explain to him I asked about it months ago and they told me it wasn’t required , I talked to builder and they tell me it is required now, that old inspector used to let it slide but new one won’t . Also tells me it’s required for inspection and after that could be removed. So I apologize to neighbor tell them about removing it later on, neighbor is still grumpy saying there will be nail holes etc if it’s removed. Ok will get those fixed etc. guy won’t drop it saying he’s doing a refinance and is worried about the appraisal now since the fence looks different on one side (I’m like wtf) Freaking annoyed , had I known they were doing it would have stopped them and had the conversation with neighbor first.
  23. Cool episode surprised how much mando there is, made the season much better
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