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Chopper

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  1. Re muSSk's promise to be on the next one: It's a game. He'll never do it. Technically and philosophically, can there be a 'next one' if there hasn't been a first one? NO. also spotted in DC
  2. 1.4 billion USD is currently unaccounted for in swasticar's books. Occam's Razor says it's likely being hidden to boost operating cash flow when earnings are announced, although there are other potential explanations that may be legit. https://archive.is/JDOxP
  3. Interesting because it puts the focus on teSSla's tech vulnerabilities while muSSk is plucking the sensitive info of all americans for his ai vanity project. Seems likely the info came from a hack of the company. The site (which is definitely not***d o g e q u e (dot) st)*** doesn't list all individual owners though, just a few. https://www.forbes.com/sites/daveywinder/2025/01/23/tesla-hacked-4-times-in-one-day-what-you-need-to-know/ edit -misspelled doge above
  4. Whoa...Swasticar received approval today from California to operate its driverless taxi! Use current model year vehicle The only passengers must be Swasticar employees The vehicle must be driven at all times by a Swasticar employee; no driverless rides allowed. If things go well, they may eventually be allowed to drive members of the public around in a taxi with a Swasticar driver.
  5. cops found one undetonated molotov cocktail at the scene. https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/teslas-destroyed-attack-las-vegas-facility-1235298866/
  6. They're probably dumb enough to believe the rocket went to the moon and back. Test 'em and report back.
  7. One day you're pardoning the founder of a website that helped dealers sell fentanyl, the next you're considering declaring fentanyl a Weapon of Mass Destruction as a precursor for sowing chaos.
  8. My favorite DC food stop used to be Manoosh's hot dog cart on the way home at 2am. There'd typically be a line. Anyone remember him? Great guy.
  9. Ben's. Used to go often at lunch or to grab dinner to take home.
  10. Alphabet spinning off a business that aims to compete with Starlink.
  11. https://www.theverge.com/tesla/631308/mark-rober-tesla-youtube-autopilot-lidar-fake-claims Seems like a lot of what you wrote has been debunked or shrugged at. But I'm no rocket scientist.
  12. Who was it in this thread wayyyy back yonder, talking about the fine, upstanding and effective company, SpaceX? I have some questions. https://www.planetearthandbeyond.co/p/spacex-has-finally-figured-out-why also He'll be on the NEXT one. NOTE: THERE HAVE BEEN EXACTLY ZERO POINT ZERO (0) MANNED STARSHIP MISSIONS TO DATE.
  13. burning swasticars update edit: FURTHER UPDATE. That's at a swasticar service center so those vehicles are likely individually owned. for no particular reason:
  14. Last week BC said fuck you to the failing swasticar company, this week it's Toronto https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/toronto-excludes-tesla-ev-incentive-due-us-trade-war-2025-03-17/
  15. yt cuts off on my phone when the display goes dark and I understand (could be wrong) I'd need to pay google for a subscription to keep that from happening, which won't happen. (and also fuck google)
  16. Have only heard of the "panels coming off" phenomenon. Until now.
  17. Inside EVs again with more bad news for swasticar owners.
  18. article about swasticar's insurance rates - Due to the shitty design, it's already almost as expensive to insure a swasticar as it is a Maserati https://insideevs.com/news/753730/tesla-insurance-vandalism-elon-musk But...
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