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smuggs

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  1. One of my personal fav words. Wordle 250 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  2. Those are the plebe worms. But then there are the real go-getter worms that venture beyond the unyielding walls of your sphincter to relish in the treasures of that double meat, double cheese with grilled japs and onions that you just had for lunch. "Fortune favors the brave" is what these worms say.
  3. Wordle 249 4/6 🟨🟩⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  4. Wordle 248 3/6 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  5. BOOM MFer. Wordle 247 2/6 🟩🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. "I just paid-off that Bogdan last week! I kill you fucking car!"
  7. Might wanna pull the lounger up around the dunes.
  8. What a fantastically appropriate slap-up. Also love the prepared Valentine's Day high top. Assuming that is not the racist's romantic luncheon, that person is definitely getting laid come evening time.
  9. Wordle 244 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  10. I love Spyderco. I've got a Shaman and a PM2 tanto. The compression lock is smooth and solid AF.
  11. From the comments: "Guy at the front now knows what it's like to chew 5ive Gum...lmao what a shot...that poor dude got straight shit blasted."
  12. You can almost smell the rich Folgers Crystals breath coming through the phone line.
  13. What is the sentence for someone tampering with or fabricating the laws of physics?
  14. God damn it all. Wordle 243 X/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩
  15. https://www.nhl.com/news/nhl-players-will-not-participate-in-2022-beijing-olympics/c-329206756
  16. Pretty sure Dre just paid his wife 100mm to pound sand.
  17. What were his thoughts on the Tuesday prime rib at The Rose?
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