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smuggs

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  1. “Down there care” with Cottonelle toilet paper. Two coyly smiling young people on a couch, scooting closer, ready to shed clothing and probe each other’s genitals for the first time. ”Before we go any further, excuse me just for one sec… I need one final attempt to wipe the crust off of my filthy balloon knot before you go sniffing around back there.”
  2. Wordle 451 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  3. Wordle 450 X/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩
  4. Fuck yes!
  5. Come on Beastboy.
  6. Depends. How much time do I have?
  7. Goddamn my first play there would have been a strong to quite strong dip of the toast into those beans.
  8. Just set this in the corner. Behind a hastily constructed barrier involving a shower curtain.
  9. That's a porn star name if there ever was one.
  10. Wordle 447 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. Really wish they would do The Amazing Spider-Man 3 with Andrew Garfield. Pick up right where No Way Home left off.
  12. Wordle 446 5/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. Wordle 444 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. That vermin doesn't have a chance in hell against the real Scorpions.
  15. Wordle 444 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. Wordle 440 3/6 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. This dwarven Mickey Mouse ho screaming about milk. And they run the commercial back-to-back so you get to hear her fucking shriek two times in a row, WTF.
  18. Wordle 439 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. Wordle 438 5/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. Wordle 437 3/6 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. I started Simvastatin 20mg five years ago. Lowered my cholesterol significantly. My new Dr. wants to switch me to Rosuvastatin (Crestor) at my next appointment in the fall, says it will work better for me. I also had the Calcium score a few months back, I scored a zero everywhere (lowest). It was $75 well spent for some peace of mind - low cholesterol numbers are great but you can still have hardening of the arteries.
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