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smuggs

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  1. Booze shenanigans > Assault on a family member > OnlyFans porn in a Miami condo > Knife murder. That is one hell of a run. @Mitch Cumsteen I know it's a lot of work but throw us an APD update. I miss that thread.
  2. Wordle 426 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  3. The '23 GMC Canyon refresh is pretty slick. The AT4X (red one) is now a true mechanical equal to the Colorado ZR2.
  4. It's piss.
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  6. Learning about Cuba, havin’ some food.
  7. smuggs

    Steven Stills

    Fantastic song. The Isley Bros cover is exceptional as well.
  8. The tree guy dispatched by bees while suspended from a rope in Tarrytown a few months back was pretty wild. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/landscape-worker-dies-after-central-austin-bee-attack/
  9. Fuck this goddamned game. Wordle 422 X/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟨🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩
  10. Wordle 419 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. smuggs

    Getting old sucks

    Left me with about 60% hearing loss and a hearing aid in my left ear.
  12. smuggs

    Getting old sucks

    The second one sucks ass. I got shingles in my left ear last summer though - I'd take five 2nd round shingles shots in my dickhole before going through that again.
  13. Don't forget the pisser.
  14. Might put a damper on her extramarital tantric Crossfit fuckfests, though.
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  16. I'd eat it but I'd need to take an anti-diarrheal no later than the end of the national anthem.
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  18. There's a new bunghole deodorant for this. /Fuck this commercial thread
  19. What a monster, monster jam. Fuck.
  20. Ah damn it. One of the all time hottest.
  21. That's a sweet-ass pair of boots for each one of those kids right there.
  22. This makes zero fucking sense. "Ok guys - I thought our offer was quite reasonable but Genesis declined, so let's pay Asia to perform In Too Deep on this Kotex campaign."
  23. ...3 tons of him.
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