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smuggs

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  1. @Sbbruin hang in there bud. The oncologists have an ultimate set of tools, they can fix this.
  2. I'm not sure, all I see are two pasty white atrophied legs and a flip flop. She's like the Predator in no-see-um mode.
  3. I'll give it to this crazy bitch - she definitely called the carpet square manufacturer and had a gown made of the exact Berber pile in #223 Sandalwood.
  4. If the #2 is coming from the Whataburger at Willy C. and Mopac he probably got the guns faster.
  5. It's been a rough goddamn week. Wordle 340 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. She's a bus station skank.
  7. Life's a bummer.
  8. Well shit. Wordle 338 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. Wordle 335 5/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  10. Tricky Wordle 334 5/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. Chad Smith and Matt Cameron have already tweeted their apologies and regret for having participated in the article. I don't know why any drummer of their caliber would willingly share intimate conversations with this Preparation-H wipe of a magazine, anyway. Especially when a legit toxicology report and official cause of death, for your close friend, has still yet to be issued... Bonehead move by those two.
  12. Especially if the naked horseplay vids keep dropping first of the month.
  13. Wordle 333 3/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. Wordle 332 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. Man, Bono has really gone off the deep end.
  16. For the electric mowers out there - do the decks hold up well? They all seem to be made of plastic (at least on the EGO models). The metal deck on my 5-year old gas Honda looks like the shield of Leonidas. I can't help but think if it were plastic it would be completely busted all to hell at this point.
  17. Grasping at straws after 3 Wordle 331 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. Fucking great movie. RIP.
  19. I'm in. I'll take Guest, McKean and Shearer over another superhero movie all day every day.
  20. Wordle 328 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. Lee Greenwood looks like an AI-produced amalgam of Tim Roth and 1986 Phil Collins.
  22. Wordle 326 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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