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smuggs

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  1. "Hey guys - while this relationship isn't a violation of company policy, and our ratings for GMA are through the roof right now because of it, I've decided we probably need to take these two morning show 'journalists' off the air." TV networks are so fucking stupid.
  2. The salad bar GOAT.
  3. Mad About Drag Show is my favorite Belinda Carlisle song.
  4. Nice. I love the Spydie compression lock.
  5. You might want to proactively review any "eating of neighbors" verbiage in your HOA covenants.
  6. I don't think you're going to see Super Bowl-caliber output from Hernandez next season but suit him up if you must.
  7. Wordle 531 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  8. smuggs

    Kanye

    This is like Britney Spears with the shaved head going at the pap's car with an umbrella. Only with more Jew hatred. And less titties.
  9. The lead singer is bringing it right here.
  10. Fuckin A.
  11. Christ. Wordle 530 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. Fuck me.
  13. Little Mac took a hard shot, immediately recovered and delivered the goods there.
  14. 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard 2x2 cover formation.
  15. The idea of Margorie dropping moist, pungent ass-wind in a pair of thick cotton underwear has my upper lip sweating and not in a good way.
  16. I doubt he even realized he had left a round at the scene. He certainly didn't realize his gun already had a round in the chamber when he racked it in front of the girls, like a real tough guy does in the movies... Also the cops didn't question him about a gun when they originally interviewed him in 2017.
  17. Feels good after yesterdays debacle. Wordle 529 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. So they linked an unfired .40 caliber round from the crime scene to a Sig the guy had in his house (meaning the stupid cocksucker racked his weapon to scare them but he already had a round in the chamber). Also revealed one of the girls said "gun" in the video they recorded as he approached them. He admitted to being at the bridge at the time of the murders when he was initially interviewed in 2017, and that multiple witnesses saw him there as well... Sounds like they knew this dude was the perp and have been watching him this whole time, although I'm not sure why they didn't move on the gun angle sooner. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/bullet-found-bodies-2-indiana-teens-delphi-killings-linked-suspects-gu-rcna59235 Police report:
  19. Needs more tit.
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