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smuggs

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  1. Wordle 528 X/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩
  2. Wordle 527 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  3. This asshole had to be drenched head-to-toe in blood. Surely they got some fingerprints, shoe print somewhere. Like pops said above, I can’t believe they don’t have a suspicious person/vehicle on a Ring cam somewhere in the neighborhood at 2-3am in the morning.
  4. Just slammed 2 Enchiritos and 3 tacos. My taste buds think it's 1996 but my colon knows it's 2022.
  5. Wordle 517 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. This one is pretty great too. "If we weren't in public, my balls would be out right now."
  7. I have my 8 year old stand in the turning lane of Bee Caves with a sign the reads "I'm a fucking cockface" all the time. Never had a problem.
  8. Brass knuckles? Lol. I guess he's lucky they didn't find the shurikens in his toiletry bag.
  9. Amazon is your friend. $13.00 mixed-bag TV mount bolt kit with M4-M8 and various sized spacers: https://www.amazon.com/Universal-Mounting-Hardware-Kit-Fits/dp/B087LXK6V9/ref=sr_1_3?crid=39HKKUW46UCB&keywords=tv+mount+bolt+kit&qid=1668698782&sprefix=tv+mount+bolt+kit%2Caps%2C104&sr=8-3
  10. Wordle 516 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. And through the magic of television re-runs, on lives Dylan McKay.
  12. Wordle 515 6/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. Has anyone consulted Dr. Loomis?
  14. I enjoy the George Takei impersonation but they have supplanted him with Shatner lately which isn't nearly as funny. I also find the Dan Rather impersonation hilarious but I'm an old. And I miss the hell out of Sour Shoes. Last week when Ronnie revealed that Gary had proactively texted him his summer vacation plans so that Ronnie could plan his wedding date around Gary's vacation schedule was hilarious, but Howard being remote completely stifled the bit. Had they all been in studio together that would have been a 30-minute absolute roasting of Baba Booey by Howard and Fred.
  15. Wordle 514 4/6 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. It's cool that Don Jr. and Kim brought Peter Dinklage along.
  17. Wordle 513 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. Wordle 510 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟨🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. How good is Kari’s Eastern European accent?
  20. But he loved ducks.
  21. Gremlins. Turns up to 11 with the Mom/kitchen scene.
  22. Wordle 509 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  23. Chances of an appearance on Dancing with the Stars is definitely higher than 69%.
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