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smuggs

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  1. 30% of Surly posters would whip that dog's ass.
  2. Plant a filthy shart-drenched pair somewhere. She'll put a leg through there, see what's going on and that will be the last pair she tries to steal.
  3. smuggs

    Fat People

    This thread lacks The Fat Boys.
  4. This gif cuts right before a sick jihadi Piked Triple Back dismount.
  5. I clicked on a link thinking that I was going to read a simple news article about the Kobe Bryant helicopter crash. Boy was I wrong.
  6. I rode out Laura and Delta here in Lake Charles. We didn't have power for 18 straight days after Laura. It was a sweltering SW Louisiana nightmare. Some lessons learned: 1) A whole house genny that runs on NG is the best way to go, period. 2) The gas stations get open fairly quickly on generators. Gas/diesel is available faster than you would expect. 3) Gas cans suck but they are doable. I have (5) five gallon racing cans that I was filling with diesel to run a rented 20KW Sunbelt. Running the genny from 6pm-7am nightly, I had to fill it every other day. The alternative was a diesel service that would come by to fill it for $300 a pop. Fuck that shit. 4) You don't run your whole house genny 24 hours a day. Run it at night when you need a shower, shit and a comfortable night's sleep. Spend your days outside doing stuff and give it a break/conserve fuel.
  7. Farmiga's got a task in front of her playing Livia. I can't wait for this.
  8. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, The Traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the Third Reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick Supplicants, they chose a new form for him - that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of The Slor that day, I can tell you.
  9. The only time I saw Petty was at the ACL thunderstorm show. We almost left but I am so, so glad we didn't. One of the great concert moments of my life.
  10. Has anyone with a Spotify account listened to this:
  11. And Booey 100 is back this weekend for the 4th. Not gonna lie I look forward to it every year.
  12. Howard announced today that his July 4th vacation break will extend to September. Jesus wtf.
  13. This is rich coming from the guy who's own fucking temple lies in ruin.
  14. "Are you ready for an ass fucking in a high volume, servercentric fast-casual scratch pizzahaus concept? Apply today!"
  15. Request thread title change to - "Wolfgang Puck can't find waiters to fuck in their ass because of labor shortage."
  16. Was the dashcam driver jerking off or something? Some serious pants work happening at 1:08.
  17. Yeah I changed my mind on my #2. I'm a Billy Idol homer and The Cult at their apex would have been fun, but that Bowie show would have been incredible.
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