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smuggs

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  1. I'd rather teabag a running Vitamix than watch this fucking miserable schlock. Jesus H Christ. And good for Taylor for taking back control of her recordings. Scooter Braun is a fucking weasel. But point above still stands.
  2. God Bless the return of this thread.
  3. Good thing the NFL drew a line in the sand with that $14,650 Aaron Rodgers fine. Brown should really feel the sting in his billfold from this.
  4. Probably time to lay off the exercise snacks.
  5. It doesn't look like Kevin Hart even made contact with that punch. I'm calling shenanigans.
  6. Y las marineras dicen - "Brandy, eres una buena chica. Que buena esposa serias."
  7. I enjoyed the conversation about the concert pissing, Craig Gass calling in as Gene Simmons was funny. They should find a way to get that band in the studio so that lady can piss on Sal.
  8. I did this while looking at earbuds in the electronics section at Target the other day.
  9. smuggs

    It's Piss.

    Hey, hey, hey... no need to get pissed off here.
  10. smuggs

    It's Piss.

    Lady singer of RATM cover band ( last name Urista ) drops 'em on stage, hoses down a dude's face. She's hot and her wife is a Peloton instructor. NSFW whizzing action starts at 3:25 -
  11. We’d fuck up the cheating part, too.
  12. Well he did say he promptly follows Matt's with a Texas football game.
  13. Definitely without the cheese, IMO.
  14. Take him to El Patio and see if he can make it to half time before deucing-up his pants. Post story in the shart thread. But seriously go to El Patio. And possibly shit your pants.
  15. Are we going to ignore the fact that Sam Motherfucking Elliott still walks the Earth? This movie shouldn't be touched until he is long gone.
  16. Speaking of Everlast: Not hits by any stretch but also loved these:
  17. Neither would I, but I'm definitely not taking my 9 year old anywhere remotely close to the stage at a general admin outdoor event. I doubt this kid got trampled into a coma while watching from a blanket or a fold up chair at a safe distance from the main mass of the audience.
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