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smuggs

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  1. Smashing Pumpkins and The Rev. I was at that show.
  2. "Hansle Parchment" is my favorite carpet sample at Home Depot.
  3. He was the 30-1 shot in the race and had never had a sub 10 second run until three months ago. I'll give NBC the benefit of the doubt here, that's about as nowhere as it gets.
  4. I don't know where all this "athletes don't want to be there" talk is coming from. I've seen a week of swimmers from all nations smiling, laughing, breaking records and giving grateful post-race interviews. Same for the track and field events. The top 2 female 400m hurdle runners in the world, both Americans, just ran a historic nail-biter last night that was unbelievable. A dude representing Italy came out of nowhere and won the men's 100m. A 19 year old American teen won the ladies 800m. And a fucking crazy Norwegian hipster went Hammer Of The Gods on the 400m hurdles like nothing anyone has ever seen in history, solidifying his seat next to Odin upon arrival to Valhalla. Does NBC's coverage blow? Does the Biles thing cast a shadow over gymnastics? Would this all be even better with crowds? Sure, but these Olympics have been full of some pretty amazing performances by athletes who seem genuinely pumped to be there.
  5. The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling. Where I’d do anything to bone her.
  6. And not one of them can land the Triple Lindy.
  7. Damn that was fantastic. McLaughlin is a terminator.
  8. Love me some Anna Cockrell. Get it girl.
  9. Swimming is badass. Jacoby winning gold at 17 is badass. Finke running people down in the final length like a salivating hyena is badass. Dressel having a target on his back in Paris will be badass. Rowdy Gaines getting frothy like Richard Simmons is badass. Track and Field is badass. The women's 400 hurdles final tonight with McLaughlin, Muhammad and Cockrell will be badass. Team Cockrell, I love that girl. Indoor volleyball is badass. #8 of the filthy cheating ROC looks like a 6'5" female Bond villain. Gymnastics and diving are badass. Agreed that the Biles thing is overshadowing it all in an annoying way.
  10. Trump still maintaining that boycott of Coca Cola since they sided with the Georgia election thieves. At a meeting of imbeciles gathered to discuss the heinous actions of said Georgia election thieves, no less.
  11. And he has it written on a piece of paper. Sil is fucking amazing.
  12. We have a stalemate between 52-80 and aggie08 in the jump-off. One of you now has to mount the other in the traditional Italian ecstatic celebration before you both accept the gold metal.
  13. I was too distracted by Nastia’s glowing porpoise melon to comprehend what she was saying.
  14. Oh the Bile is definitely around the corner.
  15. I'd be pissed walking into a house and smelling Gwyneth Paltrow's pussy only to find out the smell is coming from a candle.
  16. smuggs

    Getting old sucks

    45. After a week of insanely random neck, jaw, head and piercing ear pain that culminated with blistering inside of my left ear on Sunday, I was diagnosed with shingles. So far the blistering is minor and only on the inside rim of my ear hole. I have damn near total hearing loss on my left side and my balance is all wonk. I wake up at 2am like clock work with splitting ear pain and headache and sit upright in bed until the alarm goes off at 6. This is a fuck.
  17. "As far back as I can remember, Real Estate has always been my passion." That's fucking awesome.
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