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smuggs

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  1. For those contemplating smashing or stuffing muffins, I’d say it’s relevant info.
  2. You might want to cover yourself in mud pronto.
  3. The legendary PBB&J. Scholars maintain that it was invented late one evening by hangry elves, busting ass through the night to build toys for all the shithead children of the world.
  4. Really, really good. Into The Spider-Verse still holds the title for me but this was real damn close.
  5. Absolutely savage.
  6. Jesus?
  7. Applied some leftover gumbo chicken to my ham sandwich.
  8. That one was great because it was so fucking brutal too. Rousey manhandled everyone in the cage, and yet Holm bounces in, completely fucks her up and then breaks her face with a head kick.
  9. I used to work near St. Elmo and Woodward. The Fleshlight headquarters and manufacturing facility is right down the road on Burleson. Our UPS driver that serviced our office also serviced the Fleshlight factory. On Mondays he would pull up to our loading dock and roll up the door and his truck would be filled to the roof with Fleshlights ordered over the weekend. That driver was certainly responsible for delivering the shit that a lot of dudes care about.
  10. Neil Young is supposed to be coming in soon.
  11. Holy shit.
  12. 70-100 people in a candle factory? That’s a lot of fucking candles.
  13. He's not going to profit in any meaningful way from this nonsense. His career is DOA and has been since this all went down, he admitted as much on the stand. I mean we're talking about a guy who other than a BET and couple of Teen Choice Award nominations for his work on Empire really only has a collection of one-off supporting roles on a variety of random TV show episodes. Aside from scoring a couple of post trial interviews while the iron is still hot, a book about this guy's life written a few years from now will be lucky to break a thousand copies on Amazon.
  14. The start/stop sensor for my Gladiator is mounted front and center right on top of the radiator when you pop the hood. You can easily pull the connector off the bottom and it will disable, but it will throw a check engine light on your dash. After driving it for a year I've just gotten used to pushing the button to disable.
  15. I have nothing to add other than when I google earth'd this woman's hometown of Mountain View Missouri, this intriguing image came up:
  16. My buddy in high school had a Dodge Ramcharger with two 18's in the back. We would drive around with VDoP on blast so loud that the bass would make you queasy after a few minutes. Good times and permanent hearing damage. RIP Darrell.
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