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Homesickhorn

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  1. Good-night, sweet prince; And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
  2. Why you call seafood chowder for??? First thing that popped into my head upon reading the OP was the John Mulaney stand up bit. (Singing the jingle) “Because we are Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare”.
  3. Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, “When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?”
  4. Happened to me the other day. Fucking pricks.
  5. Pics of wife screaming. And snek.
  6. Her accent, and penchant for watching videos of Russians being blown up, just have a hold on me.
  7. Nah. She's been in the States for 15 years. I'm just making sure she enjoys her stay.
  8. I'm not. I've been playing around with this girl for a few months. Even took her to Luckenbach. Her brother is still in Ukraine fighting.
  9. Excuse me sir, but do have a minute or two to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
  10. Oh they are. I was in the 7th grade when that game happened. Watched it with dad. I’ll never forget it, trust me.
  11. My folks have a family of them in their back yard in Kerrville. I called bullshit when mom mentioned it after I saw the first one about three years ago, but I’m here to tell you it’s real. Folks have about half an acre back yard, enclosed with about a five foot native stone wall, with drainage inlets at the bottom of the wall every ten feet or so. These birds have made their home in the backyard, and have gotten to the point where mom considers them pets. I’ll try and get some pics of them when I get there tonight. Awesome creatures.
  12. Here’s the dude I apparently woke from a nap whilst searching for spec. He gave me the, “can I help you”? Look.
  13. Can’t post the last pic.
  14. Yesterday ran into a few sneks including this cottonmouth. And this Dekay’s Brown. Also saw a mud snek, speckled king, and prairie king but couldn’t get a picture of the ladder. And this little guy came out to see what the commotion was when I was looking for the speckled king.
  15. Keep in mind that Ole Miss wild carded their way into the Gables Regional last year. They shocked the nation. I say hang onto it, but that’s just me.
  16. Bat should’ve been used on her immediately after her pooch.
  17. Probably because you went there around 4pm. And y’all got home at a late 7pm because you weren’t sure about the sitter.
  18. Why? I'd hope that you'd already know at that point.
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