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Homesickhorn

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  1. Just hang her nose down and let her drain for a day. She’ll probably fire right back up.
  2. Or just brain the piece of shit with a wooden Louisville Slugger. Dude showed more patience than I ever could or would have. Good on the dude filming for keeping his shit in his bag.
  3. Dyes her hair either blonde or brunette, does a reverse MS-150 to Houston, and ends up swiping the “let’s do this” on a Tinder profile (cough) (not saying I’ve ever dabbled in the Tinders) (cough), but asking for friends?
  4. I just heard that Iguana entered the transfer portal. Someone better pick his ass up.
  5. Well, that's assuming that I don't pull out. And even I'M not that stupid.
  6. Broad Banded Water snek. Exact same as the one posted on page 60. Awesome snek, had one as a pet for almost four years. Fed him guppies, and watching how he'd eat was freaking amazing.
  7. This is what happens when you leave Barry White playing on your external speakers. I'm beginning to think you're doing this on purpose.
  8. Yeesh. Credit where credit’s due. You know I love you Snacks.
  9. They can get big, but 5 ft is a giant nerodia. Keep in mind their shedded skins stretch, so your boy might have given snek the benefit of the doubt. I’ll try and find the pic I took about three years ago of the one at the LBJ boat launch who had just eaten what looked like an NFL regulation size football.
  10. Fact. Unfortunately, the majority of the teachers are aggy. There are plenty of Longhorns on the staff, but aggy still outnumbers them 2 to 1. That’s specifically at HCE, the district itself is lights out, and arguably one of the best in the state let alone the city.
  11. Definitely glad your wife is okay. But you don't really believe that ladder story, do you?
  12. I have the same NB dad shoes. Consider yourself not-lumped.
  13. I’m subbing today at Hunters Creek Elementary in the heart of Memorial. The kindergarten kids had a play today. I wasn’t surprised at the uniform d’jour of the dads who attended. It was literally one of two different things; 1) Costa trucker hat with Costa sunglasses on the bill (because it’s rude to wear sunglasses inside but cool to wear a hat). Short sleeve button up Columbia fishing shirt, Columbia fishing shorts, and either Crocs or New Balance “coaching shoes”. 2) Costa trucker hat with sunglasses on the bill (because it’s rude to wear sunglasses inside but cool to wear a hat). Short sleeve button up Columbia fishing shirt, jeans, and flat-toe boots. The aggy rings couldn’t be counted from where I was, but I’m almost positive we’re looking at an 80-90 percentile in that category as well.
  14. Not sure you read the former part of that one before quoting the latter. Twas a joke. If I was being "for real", it would've definitely been a La Quinta.
  15. "Hmm hmm hmm hehehehe............Rusty."
  16. Hey, remember when I was willing to jump on the Fitlump grenade? I meant it then, and I mean it now. All this lady needs is a few extra glasses of shitty white zin that I'll call a "Rose'", at the local Best Western, and gents, we're good.
  17. The comments are outstanding. -Please put all of your fucks in the little green bag. -I don’t have any -Please don’t make me go get Jimmy, he goes clip to clip.
  18. Yeah, they’re the same dude, right?
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