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Homesickhorn

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Everything posted by Homesickhorn

  1. Greatest sport to nap to IMO.
  2. I’m sorry, but I read this just like this: “Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.”
  3. That handjob ain’t gonna finish itself.
  4. Homesickhorn replied to a post in a topic in Football
    We did Bull in the ring during two a days, and we’d run “the long gauntlet”. That one would for sure get a coach canned on the spot today.
  5. I’ll still always be the first SEC athlete to graduate from Tivy. So fuck him, and fuck aggy.
  6. About five hours too late.
  7. My dad just turned 80. He does 20 push ups and 50 sit ups every morning. Also run/walks 2.5 miles every evening. But then again, as he’ll say, “I was a Green Beret before they were cool”.
  8. Did it in 2003 from Roncevalles. Took me 32 days. Best thing I’ve ever done on my own. I will do it again.
  9. It’s Ohio. He’ll high-five himself to death by the age of 13.
  10. As someone who owns plenty of firearms. There absolutely is a problem, and it absolutely is a culture. That said, “Thanks for playing”? Dude, go fuck your own face.
  11. And he was double-d-ing it. Farva- Nice Canadian tuxedo.
  12. Uncle Rico, to the less dated.
  13. I’ve said this before; Marry me.
  14. Good-night, sweet prince; And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
  15. Why you call seafood chowder for??? First thing that popped into my head upon reading the OP was the John Mulaney stand up bit. (Singing the jingle) “Because we are Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare”.
  16. Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, “When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?”
  17. Happened to me the other day. Fucking pricks.
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