Everything posted by Homesickhorn
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Wrong. The angry dolphin is when you quickly pull out and try and put it in her ass. That’s when she says, “eeh eeh!! Eeh eeh!! Eeh eeh!!”. Also known as the “Flipper”.
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Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun
- Mass Shootings
Not a csb, but kind of. The concrete company I work for got their start building septic tanks and burial vaults. I’m being groomed to take over as the production manager because the current one has basically said that he’s retiring in five years. My friend (CEO of the company) from high school (engineer from UT), started working with his father (owner of the company), about ten years ago. He’s since turned a regional company into a global one. I’ve been run through the ringer, working every different crew in order to learn, get my hands dirty (again), and hopefully earn enough cred to take over for my mentor (who is a badass) in four years. All that aside, the hardest time I had, was building and pouring burial vaults. I was fine until they brought in a form that wasn’t familiar to me on morning. It was a child’s vault. Last Friday, I helped one of our loaders load a dozen iron caskets on one of our 18 wheelers. This happens every day, but it was the first time I was tasked with helping due to the fact that we were a man short. The truck driver was cool, and helped more than he should’ve. He was from Uvalde. That’s when he informed me that our company built the vaults for every single child that was killed in the shooting. I didn’t know what to say. So after about a minute, I asked him what it was like to transport those child vaults to Uvalde from Kerrville. That’s when he told me that each and every parent ordered a full size vault and a full size casket for their child. He said they all agreed to do it as a “fuck you” to UPD. He said that they wanted them to see how grown their children could have been, had they just done something. Needless to say, I shook his hand, signed the paperwork, and said goodbye. Then, I walked into the vault warehouse, and sobbed like a fucking idiot for about half an hour.- What to do in Abilene.
I’m here for a week, installing a sound barrier wall for TXDot. It’s been a minute since I’ve been here. I’m parked out by Dyess AFB trying to get a good video of a Bone either taking off or coming in on approach. Saw about 20 of them fly over me today, and now, crickets. Any bar recommendations? Staying at the Marriott by the mall. And it ain’t hopping.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Went to college with his son. We were actually pledge brothers. /Not a csb- Greg Orders Texas National Guard To Seize Park in Eagle Pass, Bars Border Patrol/CBP
My dad and I did the same on our lease in Del Rio. If I ever obtain that lease again, my son and I will do exactly what my father and I did.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Out of all of the things that didn’t happen, this ^^^^ didn’t happen the most.- Lame joke thread
I always heard it as: What’s the hardest thing about putting a baby in a microwave? My cock.- Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy
Obligatory.- Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
Did you though? Really?- 2023 Peach Bowl - Ole Miss vs. Penn State
- America's Game: The 124th Meeting of Army and Navy...... Dec 9th 3pm ET CBS
*might get negged, but fuck it.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
- Agricultural at Mississippi - 11am on ESPN
This game was too close for me.- ¡Snek!
Nobody. It didn’t happen. Dipshits claim to crossbreed venomous sneks, and it’s complete bullshit.- Post a pic that makes you lol
I laughed my ass off watching that video. But, having done that before with a pitching machine in my youth, I can tell you with absolute certainty, that at 94 mph, it’s extremely different being hit when you’re expecting it, than being hit when you’re not.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
I’ve told the story too many times on this thread, but yes, I know for certain he was in one fight.- Woman becomes first non kicker to play college football
Opportunity presented itself too quickly. She was too busy trying to figure out what he was doing wrong, and how to tell him.- Woman becomes first non kicker to play college football
Anyone have the clip of the girl who played running back in the arena league? They put her in for three plays, handed off to her three times, and I think she rushed for -15 yards.- Ole piss at bama
And calling us Ole Piss makes you sound like a fucking aggy hayseed.- Ole piss at bama
You’re a fucking clown.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Bandera is a fucking meth pit.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Where’s the hell is that fucking roach. He needs to die, and I’m going to murder him.- ¡Snek!
Hognose. Edit: didn’t see the posts above.- Lane Kiffin to LSU?
Cotton Bowl record brah. - Mass Shootings
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