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    Anyone have any knowledge about the company 420 Science?
  2. You see what happens when you find a Stranger in the Alps ...
  3. Tattling on my neighbors
  4. Watching the elderly in my family I have to think Neil Young was right, it's better to burn out than to fade away.
  5. Hey AA, how about hiring people where English is their first language for positions that deal with customers in central Texas. I try to fly Delta most of the time. There you get the southern belle who calls you darling.
  6. HEB was opened this morning, but wouldn't sell me any beer! WTF? They said it was too early, WTF?
  7. Horn_Spanker

    Colonoscopy

    Colonoscopy not even in same league as vasectomy. But recently I've had a root canal, that's much closer to the vasectomy. Actually the prep has helped tremendously. My shits are so normal now. I may do the prep once a year from now on.
  8. Co-worker's kitchens.
  9. I shat. Wow was he cheaper, but, backed logged for over a week. I have an old cat that can't stand and blind. I feed him on a paper plate where he licks the food while his face rests on the plate. I put him in the catbox a couple times a day. It's time to put him down. Here's the range, Dr. Rosebrock quoted $20, Brodie Animal Hospital quoted $232!
  10. ....something something puppies!
  11. Anybody here a Vet? Or know of a reasonably priced one in South Austin?
  12. Where's Bert?
  13. Any insight on when Google Fiber will be turned on in 78748? They trenched me about a year ago.
  14. My old cat is dying and I'm in the garage building a pine box for him. I keep going into the house with a tape measure getting dimensions off him. Think he's wondering "What the Fuck, Dude!"
  15. Horn_Spanker

    Abcde

    "Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
  16. Growing up in BFE during the 60s, all the houses had white asphalt roofing. Now in my suburban subdivision, there are no white roofs. My dumb ass neighbor has black shingles. I'm almost as bad with my light brown.
  17. You buy a spiral cut ham and only half of it is cut. Thanks Obama
  18. Spent this cool day in the attic dropping CAT6 where the old CAT5 was plus a few more. Holy fuck I'm too old for this! Now I remember what a pain the CAT5 was twenty years ago when I was a young man. (Fuck WiFi)
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  20. I've always changed my oil by mileage regardless of time. Yesterday I changed at 5,000 miles in a lightly used car and noticed the last change was March 2017. Any thoughts on oil age?
  21. Does anyone else get daily recorded calls from James to clean your ducts? Every fucking day.
  22. Wonder if you could dance with it?
  23. I've been singing that song wrong for 36 years!
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