Everything posted by GoPokes83
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King of the Hill returning with all new episodes
Which one wasn’t he in? Maybe when they went to Montana?
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One signal that screams you won’t like this person
ACAB assholes and 99% of the rest of the douche drip anti police commenters that still demand and expect police work somehow get done on a daily basis.
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Surly Dad Thread
Outstanding!! Congratulations and enjoy the new sets of worries.
- Maui is on fire
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One signal that screams you won’t like this person
Online strangers I’d never meet but, people that turn any online thread political! Look at that cute puppy! Blah, blah, blah Sleepy Joe, blah Jab, blah Trumpers,blah bullshit! Every single Twitter post replies!!
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One signal that screams you won’t like this person
When they call it NOLA but have never lived there.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I like to tip in cash, I don’t trust the restaurants not to skim the tips.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Bought some birthday candles yesterday, the box said,”Caution Flammable” on it. Are we really in such bad shape as a species that we have to be warned that candles will burn?
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One signal that screams you won’t like this person
That towel weighs 3/4 of a pound, use some Jethro Bodine goesinta’s and factor that in.
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One signal that screams you won’t like this person
So you’ve recently relocated to Austin from California?
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The Coen Brothers’ True Grit is the Fucking Truth
As an adult I’ve never seen a 13 year old I’d describe as a smoke show… Very cute kid though.
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Dumb Question Amnesty Thread
Never heard of it. To the Google!!!
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Wife came home late from a 3 day trip to the water park/campground with a carload of 11-13 year old girls. Understandably she was wiped out, so I tip toed around the house all morning and let her sleep in, then she basically spends the day on the couch relaxing, hey she more than earned it! Around 10 that night and I’m getting tired but the kid asks me who watch some show with her. Around 11 and I’m getting ready for bed and my wife’s apparently caught her second wind and starts cleaning our bathroom. Guess who’s the asshole for mentioning the time?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
If I have two of those she may have a shot at some sex.
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One signal that screams you won’t like this person
I hardly see this in public anymore, it’s mainly at large family functions or holiday meals and I already know I don’t like most of those people.
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One signal that screams you won’t like this person
People who flip off the camera any time they’re in a picture.
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I think I’m mostly done with movie theaters
I need the big screen/sound experience to enjoy some movies, and being in a theater setting let’s me focus on the movie without the distractions I have at home. Sure the kid continually checking his phone a row or two in front of you isn’t optimal, but having your wife or kid walk in and start telling you some story that’s not, “Hey, the house is on fire!” when you’re really invested in a movie can be worse. Time and money means I watch most stuff at home, and my couch is a great place to be, but for some reason I don’t like watching anything at someone else’s house. I’m not putting up with any moth infestation around my open tub of buttered popcorn, or yellow greased popcorn anyway.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
An egg separator? What am I missing here?
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
That can’t be real
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Judge sides with man who sued Texas Pete for not being from Texas
Does Log Cabin Syrup need to be worried?
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Judge sides with man who sued Texas Pete for not being from Texas
https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/judge-sides-man-sued-texas-pete-texas-18279711.php
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The Gun Owner’s thread
Wife’s Judge Poly had developed some small rust spots (pitting?) on the cylinder, some slightly larger than these. I’m guessing they came from being banged around in her purse. Any ideas about cleaning them up? If possible I’d like to avoid sanding or blasting to keep the original finish. I’d consider Cerakoting the cylinder after I get it cleaned up, but I’m worried about clearances.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
It’s a serious medical condition! https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8LPaNfA/
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The Things Olds Do
Had it happen at a football game.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I remember laughing at the wife when she bought AAA a ton of years ago. Once again I was wrong. Probably used it 8-10 times in the last 20 years. More than paid for itself with the first tow.