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GoPokes83

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  1. Women who are true man haters and constantly cry about patriarchy and how men suck, but then do absolutely everything they can to look, dress and act like a man.
  2. The Split (1968). I’d never even heard of this one. Only rated one and a half stars but it was really a pretty good heist movie for the 60’s with an outstanding cast! Ernest Borgnine, Jim Brown, Donald Sutherland, Jack Klugman, Gene Hackman, Warren Oates, James Whitmore and a ton of others. Can’t believe I’ve missed this one over the years.
  3. Epiphany time at 3:45 this morning. Woke up out of a dead sleep to the thought that Ma’am is short for Madam. Don’t know why, truly a random thought but I’ve been saying it for 62 years and just figured that out.
  4. There will be.
  5. How long after a fence is put up is it considered a permanent encroachment and not have to be removed? Not sure I asked that right but hopefully you’ll get my drift. We have a property that has a 20 ft undeveloped alleyway between ours and a neighbor’s. He put up a fence that took in about 15 feet of it. Now the county’s going to formally abandon the alleyway and the 20 ft will be split between us and his fence will then be 5 feet on our property. It’s a rental property so I’m not there much, but the fence has been put up pretty recently. Do I have any options to make him move it or am I SOL?
  6. How long are those donuts going to be warm sandwiching frozen ice cream, maybe one bite? Marketing adjective bullshit!!!
  7. Throw some chicken in the back yard, looks like it’ll be done in about 3 hours.
  8. IF this is a true story the the guy’s definitely the AH, but the waitress chasing him down in the parking lot puts her on the spectrum. Why is my iced tea empty? Oh yeah, our waitress is in the parking lot yelling at that guy.
  9. Joe spends way too much time talking shit about this movie. He must not have liked the real Rudy back when. I wish they’d recut Rudy with some new scenes with a preppy douche freshman QB named Joe that gives Rudy a hard time in an 80’s James Spader popped collar character kind of way.
  10. I’ve had some stuff on there for a year that I swear I’m going to get around to, but for some reason I like to keep the DVR memory at around 35% so I’m deleting stuff almost daily. The Jesus Rolls is a movie by John Turturro based on his Jesus character from The Big Lebowski.
  11. Talk about some high tides!
  12. I’ve had The Jesus Rolls on my DVR forever and for some reason just can’t get around to hitting play. Delete or watch?
  13. Gat dang son, you play them one more time for the foreseeable future and you’re getting that permanently inked on your skin?
  14. I’ve been yelled at for expressing this exact thought.
  15. You can special order at Taco Bell?
  16. Probably not yours.
  17. I basically eat like I live in Mexico, but the tostada confuses me. How are you supposed to eat it? Pick it up like a big flat messy taco that’s going to break on the first bite? Chop it up and try and balance the tortilla pieces and toppings on your fork? I usually just eat the toppings and then pick up the soggy tortilla and eat it. And secrets I’m missing out on?
  18. Why is lightning a mature subject?
  19. https://themessenger.com/news/spider-capable-of-causing-permanent-erections-shuts-down-entire-supermarket Erection causing spider shuts down supermarket
  20. Some scientist has already programmed that slime robot for sex purposes.
  21. GoPokes83

    Getting old sucks

    If I make it I’ll be 68.
  22. Read this and had to check that my phone camera wasn’t on.
  23. Just how much gas would it take to do that? How long would you have to leave it uncapped and pouring out of a 1/2 inch gas line. Couldn’t they smell it?
  24. City of God for the lord knows how many time. Easily has to be one of my top 8 movies of all time.
  25. Austin area guys bought our local marina and immediately bought two giant wrapped “I’ve got a baby dick” boats very similar to this one. The average depth of our bay is probably 4-7 feet. Of course they have the matching wrapped lifted trucks, and park them in the handicapped parking to keep them from being scratched.
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