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GoPokes83

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  1. So you’re just assuming Mexicans know how to make a Cuban cocktail? I dunno man, sounds a little racist.
  2. Go cut down a few of your neighbor’s trees in the middle of the night and add a mil and a half to your asking price!
  3. I’d tell you but I’d get carpal tunnel syndrome if I tried to type all that.
  4. Don’t go throwing an ice cold bucket of logic on my perfectly good rant my man!
  5. I’ll never understand humans. Kid that lived down the road from us when I was growing up. Regular happy kid, loving parents, popular…. Just a normal kid. Hadn’t heard much about him after HS, would run into him once in awhile, he was an attorney somewhere out of state and seemed to be doing well. My sister got a friend request from him a few days ago but didn’t recognize him at first. Turns out after his parents died he found out he’d been adopted at birth. He did some name search thing and found out his birth mom’s last name was Irish. He’s changed his last name to his birth mom’s name and his first to some old Irish name and wears kilts all the time. His FB page is all Ireland all the time, Irish politics, music, history, the works. This idiot had fantastic parents up until the day they died and he probably didn’t give 2 shits about Ireland up until his very late 50’s, now it’s his entire adopted identity.
  6. Don’t see many anchors with visible tattoos.
  7. Climbing over the guardrail after the accident is over isn’t going to help much.
  8. You said he got a PR or I would have said just bail him out. If this is his first judicial rodeo he’s 99% likely to get probation and do a few hours of free slave labor for the county. Maybe a BS drug /alcohol awareness class to boot. Nobody’s looking for jail time for a first time dumbass behavior case. Gonna cost him some change for fines and a lawyer though.
  9. That’s what measuring using the metric system will get you.
  10. Can you line dance, or are expected to learn or is this a get the girls together and go out dealio?
  11. I thank God every day that overweight, fugly, not that bright guys with questionable hygiene are her kryptonite. But back on track, I’m going to have to start cutting hula hoops in half to make hangars for her shirts!
  12. Win the lottery? IDK
  13. LOL She actually did lose it on a fishing trip like 8 years ago and refuses to get a replacement because apparently it wouldn’t be the same. Probably do a renewal thing next year for our 30th and do an upgrade.
  14. Other end of the spectrum. My wife’s neck had stayed the same but I noticed the last couple of years her shirt neck holes keep getting larger and larger to the point it’s nearly impossible to keep them on a hangar! She’s turning 59 next month so I’m chalking it up to middle age lady styles. * Screw it… Rules!! I ain’t scared!!!
  15. Holy shit! Someone needs to check on this dude 3-4 times a day for the rest of the season.
  16. Suddenly more of a Sonny fan than Cassius Clay now.
  17. Not sure how Surly, but this is some BS! https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/12/business/mcdonalds-self-serve-soda-machines/index.html
  18. Olive Garden’s kind of fancy, isn’t it?
  19. The 205 million dollar sequel dozens were hoping for! The 205 million dollar sequel dozens were hoping for!
  20. Even consensual phone sex with a woman who makes her money public speaking about sexual harassment is an incredibly dumb move. In what universe is she not going to go to her go to when things eventually so south? Even consensual phone sex with a woman who makes her money public speaking about sexual harassment is an incredibly dumb move. In what universe is she not going to go to her go to when things eventually so south?
  21. Needs more Bro. Needs more Bro.
  22. Charlie Robison hits way harder than Jimmy Buffett.
  23. Pffft…
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