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GoPokes83

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  1. I think Lay’s Reaper and Ghost pepper flavored chips are going to f some people up. The minuscule amount that must be in those chips to make them palatable to the general public is going to lull some idjits into thinking they can just toss a pepper in their mouth and chew on it.
  2. If she won’t wear them she won’t wear them corded or not. And earbuds send her into an autistic frenzy. FWIW I usually tell her some cleaned up version of “Tough shit, turn yours off and look out the window or learn to read lips, but I don’t want to hear it up here.”
  3. Marsha’s still hot though
  4. Don’t get that woman’s head massage technique. Pretty sure Mike B would call that dude a Beta! Used to go to a single chair barbershop in old downtown Pflugerville and the old dude strapped a vibrating thing that looked like an old sander on his hand and gave you a neck and scalp massage during your haircut, the hot towel and witch hazel treatment too. It was actually really awesome and very old school. Don’t know what that chick’s up to though with just the finger touching or whatever. Looks like she’s trying to read his head like a crystal ball
  5. Other than during the Olympics I wonder who has more US fans, professional Bowling or Downhill Skiing? Legit curiosity, no sarcasm.
  6. Got dang rabbit hole says the term “Let’s Go” stems from a 1962 surf music hit by a group called The Routers,(#19 on the charts). The clap and let’s go was picked up by cheerleaders of the time and has been a staple ever since.
  7. Full price? Then hire someone else in case shit breaks down the road.
  8. Nope, but then again my relatives don’t need to take money from an elderly woman in need of a skill they possess and use every day. When I owned my construction company I had my guys design and add a large bathroom addition to one of the family matriarch’s houses when they went into a need for a full handicap bath . It didn’t occur to me for a second to make a profit from her situation, I was glad to have the ability to help. I gladly ate 100% of the labor, and when she insisted she pay for the materials I charged her maybe 20% of what they were because the old woman had no idea what shit cost. Your asshole help desk cousin didn’t NEED to charge his aunt, he chose to. Whether she had the ability or willingness to pay is completely irrelevant. Is taking advantage of elderly family members a thing wherever the fuck you’re from?
  9. Is the goal to hit every pole?
  10. “Didn’t we just spend like 300 bucks on wireless headphones?” Little GoPokes, “I don’t like to wear them in the car, it messes up my hair. ”
  11. We have an infestation of really tiny black flies in the house, no clue where they came from. I told her to just grab a can of Raid Flying Insect Killer and it should take care of them quick. She comes home with a can of some all natural, no harmful chemicals stuff. She proceeds to blast this all over the entire house and it’s like someone let loose with a can of cooking spray in every room! Oily residue everywhere and I don’t think it even unconvinced the flies.
  12. Good to know I guess.
  13. Fantastic movie! But for the love of God man!!!
  14. Haven’t seen it, probably won’t for a long time. But Quanell X said on Fox 26 this evening it was racist against black people for some reason.
  15. Santa needs to work on his kicking if he’s going to start shit.
  16. Was this some year long project that took time away from his real job? If he had to purchase a new iPad or router then have her pay him back, but who TF charges their family to give them a hand with something?
  17. Is there any difference between an HDMI cable and one that’s advertised as a 4k HDMI?
  18. 6 hours and no one with a “Show’s jumped the shark”? A little disappointed.
  19. Completely over Shark Week with zero plans to watch any of it. After 35 years of them I’m just no longer fascinated by or scared of Sharks.
  20. I was half ass watching On Patrol Live tonight and they showed a guy getting busted on a beach somewhere in Florida. The cop pulled what looked like a 24 pack of beer out of his truck and it was Busch Light Peach! I had to look it up! My question of how can Busch Light possibly be any worse has been answered!
  21. I think most of these “random” traffic stops where there are huge amounts of drugs have been tipped off.
  22. Misfire! Carry on
  23. Here’s the speech Nixon had in hand just in case Apollo 11 didn’t work out. https://www.ranker.com/list/nixon-speech-for-moon-landing-failure/stephanroget It’s from a shit site, apologies.
  24. I had a Honda Odyssey (ATV, not the mini van thing) back in the real early 80’s. Had two friends break bones, (2 arms and 1 leg) in that death trap!
  25. Ride With the Devil is an underrated Civil War movie about Confederate Bushwackers. Tobey Macguire and a surprisingly good job by Jewel. 1999
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