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GoPokes83

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  1. Who the fuck you calling in Albuquerque?
  2. Two movies this weekend. Last night I introduced my day away from 11 year old kid to Better Off Dead. I don’t know if it’s kids today or just being an 11 year old girl, but she wouldn’t shut the hell up during the entire movie!! She really seemed to enjoy it though, and has been 2 dollaring me all day! Second movie was Papillon from 2017 starring Charlie Hunnam. I had no idea this movie existed, and turned to it just to see what a shitty remake of a classic looks like fully expecting to watch a couple of minutes and change the channel. Fantastic movie and superior to the movie star driven McQueen/Hoffman version in many ways. I’m sure I’m way behind the curve on this one, but if you haven’t seen it, check it out!
  3. Sometime between 2014-15 I bought a new iPhone and it came with a free “gift” of the latest U2 album. Apparently whenever I’ve upgraded my phone they transfer that album along with everything else. Every time I hook my phone up to CarPlay this album starts playing and I remind myself to try and figure out how to delete it as soon as I get home, which of course I immediately forget to do until it happens again! FWIW I don’t think U2’s put out anything worth listening to since the mid 80’s!
  4. Don’t know what the speed limit is on their street, but at 40mph you’re going to cover that 75 yards in under 4 seconds. More than likely before the light can turn red. So you won’t be affected by the light, you’re just screwing everyone around you!
  5. Who has the tinier dicks, crotch rocket guys that speed everywhere or ridiculously lifted truck owners?
  6. GoPokes83

    Getting old sucks

    All I’m reading is a shit ton of humblebragging that you guys are seeing doctors. Other than the occasional specialist I don’t think I’ve seen an actual doctor in a dozen years! But the PA’s I’ve seen seem to do a pretty decent job.
  7. Maybe one of you can dumb this down for me. If space is infinite, yet it’s also continually expanding where does it expand to? If you can measure that it’s expanding then doesn’t that mean it’s not really infinite?
  8. Recent Zoning. Within the last couple of years.
  9. Those are some calm rats to just lay in those buckets like that.
  10. Probably a few thousand years too late to be the first grandma who’s slinging poon lady.
  11. So in order to combat any future laxative addiction it’s important to introduce laxatives? My experience with beer says this may not be the smartest approach.
  12. You think there’s any useable parts left after that? Maybe some skin, or an eye if the helmet managed to stay together I suppose.
  13. Kid asked me how many HEB stores there were in the US and Google delivered this gem. That’s about right.
  14. GoPokes83

    Getting old sucks

    Thanks!! I’m fortunate enough to not use either, plus I’m not very bright.
  15. That photo needs more American flag lapel pins.
  16. If you take the time to learn enough to invent Facebook, Zuck will just steal it from you.
  17. GoPokes83

    Getting old sucks

    There’s an entire subset of our society that make too much for Medicare,but not enough for insurance. I had Radiofrequency Ablations done in a few visits over the last 8 weeks (getting old sucks) and my copay has been under 200 bucks total, looking over some insurance stuff this afternoon and I see the doctor’s office has billed insurance around $14,500 for the procedure so far with a few follow up’s scheduled. I guess all those folks just either do without or incur crippling debt if they can find someone willing to do treatments without paying up front.
  18. If you’re 6 and also have the 10 million to invest in all the companies you know are going to be huge is one thing. Trying to talk your dad into investing in Apple, etc. when you’re 9 is something completely different. Trying to break into investing with your allowance and lawn mowing money as a pre teen is just going to make you miserable knowing the opportunities are out there but you’re too young and broke to participate.
  19. After the long opening weekend of summer and driving the beach on the golf cart pretty much non stop for 3 days straight I have to say the number of big, completely out of shape XXL+ size girls in small bikinis who obviously DGAF about how they look is simultaneously disappointing and inspiring. No pics, and you’re welcome.
  20. Went to a beach wedding this evening for the guy that mosquito sprays my yard and his ex con girlfriend. (Some people move to the beach and others just seem to wash up here) Out of the 60 or so men in attendance I’d say 55 of them were wearing cheap short sleeved button up fishing shirts with either Crocs or sandals of some type. It’s the go to uniform for events where you’re expected to wear something fancier than a t shirt. Mine was light grey!
  21. Until she died I’d never heard Tina Turner referred to as the queen of rock and roll, now they say it every time they mention her name. I don’t even know if much of her music could even be called rock and roll.
  22. Instead of going through all that just have the hired guy stomp on it. Rules say you can’t, didn’t specify anything about a designated booter!
  23. Pretty sure that’s Grindr.
  24. It’s got dang amazing how many people don’t understand Memorial Day. My Facebook feed is full of people telling their very much alive friends and relatives thank you for your service, or people talking about remembering their dead grandparents or whatever.
  25. Put the fucking snail in a jar with a lid and get to investing that casharino. We’re not fighting chimps here!
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