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GoPokes83

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  1. Had a friend get hit while fishing and they were a 25 minute boat ride from the ramp. His ER nurse wife dumped bait buckets of hot water from the outboard on it until they could make it back.
  2. Saw George Wallace on a daytime talk show today. The fact that he’s still alive is a bet I would’ve lost. Turns out he’s only 70, one of those guys that’s seemed old forever.
  3. Took my kid to the Dr for her 11 year old shots. Hard to believe we’ve had to keep around and still use a paper shot record for her since she was an infant. You’d think that info would all be available online somewhere.
  4. I just want to know the story of why that chicken is wearing an ankle monitor.
  5. I’ve been wade fishing the coast for over 35 years. More than a few times I’ve had a nice fish on the line and had it bit in half. It’s only really scared me 3-4 times when I’ve had a shark hit my stringer or mesh basket with fish on them just 5-6 feet away and attached to me!
  6. Buckwheats. Sorry to hear this.
  7. Started watching it, but knowing that it’s based on this guy’s lies ruins it for me.
  8. I catch that at some joints if you want chips with breakfast.
  9. I wonder if Wilding had to leave the US? They talked about his visa expiring and him trying everything to stay, but I never heard the outcome.
  10. Is Memet still on the show? He was a semi regular and now nothing.
  11. Don’t forget my personal favorite, Hec Ramsey!
  12. Trying to draw attention away from that rug!
  13. How’s this hold up? A lot of the original edgy SNL that I laughed my ass off to as a 15 year old barely gets a meh from me when I go back and watch it today.
  14. Which two of those 24 guys were the students?
  15. If I’m at Buc-ees and have finished pumping my gas and need a biscuit or taco I’ll leave my truck parked at the pump and run in and grab one real quick. If someone else does it they’re inconsiderate assholes!
  16. Dude’s fault if he doesn’t know enough to unhook the boat before backing down the ramp.
  17. Was minding my business last night and my wife comes and jumps me because she can see the bathroom light in one of our outbuildings is on from the kitchen. I tell her I hadn’t been out there in hours but I believed she’d gone in and used it when we were working outside earlier. She’s still upset about it and says “Well you used it first!” I didn’t say a word, just put my shoes on and went to shut it off.
  18. Life coach apparently.
  19. Made this for the weekenders flying to get to the beach 15 seconds earlier. They think I’m kidding…
  20. This gave me douche bumps.
  21. Looks like a good way to get the back half of your Rolls hit by a passing car.
  22. Went to the mall with my kid today. Noticed at least one in three of the models on the posters/ads were oversized women, almost like it was a formula. But not so much in the menswear sections. I wasn’t searching for one, but I don’t think I saw a single heavy male model.
  23. Probably a solid 40 minutes of TS and her concerts, then a TS game.
  24. Maybe small, but at least mine still works. I’ll be using it on my beautiful wife while you’re laying in your bunk with a beat up 1972 edition of Boy’s Life magazine pulling on that limp rope like a drunk trying to start a lawnmower with no gas in it.
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