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GoPokes83

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  1. Paid for some hookers via personal check while a Cincinnati City Councilman and had to resign.
  2. Exactly. Why not hang them higher up where you don’t have to stoop way over to suck those brain tube thingamabobs?
  3. Something new. Whenever my wife comes in to a room to talk to me or axe me something, if I’m on my phone I put it down so I can pretend to pay attention. It’s 50/50 if it’s face up or down, I just lay it aside because, manners. Last night she flips out and wants to know why I’m always hiding my phone whenever she comes around and what am I trying to hide? Which surprisingly, is nothing.
  4. https://amp.tmz.com/2023/04/27/jerry-springer-dead-dies/
  5. I’d almost forgotten about this but the store just sounded too familiar. 1977.
  6. Not if I practiced all day everyday for a year! Zero skillz
  7. Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?
  8. Are those explosives strapped to it? Interesting training technique!
  9. Don’t know what kind or how large these woods are, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s in there bloating up.
  10. Facebook not TV, but I get these ads several times a week. Grandpa muscle’s beady little eyes creep me TF out!
  11. All of them of course, it’s hereditary!
  12. May should go in the commercials thread, but I was helping Mrs. Pokes get stuff ready for a fire department fundraising garage sale and someone donated a cassette tape of “funny” answering machine outgoing messages from the 80’s. I don’t know anyone with a cassette player so I looked it up on YouTube. Nostalgic!!
  13. https://www.inquirer.com/news/bam-margera-warrant-arrest-april-margera-fox-news-20230425.html?outputType=amp
  14. New Powder Burn eyeshadow from Maybeline.
  15. I’ve got a quilt made from some early 80’s t-shirts from college if that counts. If not I think I have a bowl t-shirt from the 90’s still floating around.
  16. Googling where fresh air intakes are located…
  17. GoPokes83

    Getting old sucks

    Somewhere between somewhat concerning and yikes!
  18. So you’re saying he’s free to kill again.
  19. Wake up and change your sheets son, you’ve had another wet dream.
  20. I mean, it says VIP right on the bus!
  21. Animal was fine, homeless looking guy was mistreated.
  22. No need to drag Sonic into this! At least in this town they’re faster than any other joint around that doesn’t have taqueria in the name. Double double with jalapeños goes down smooth when you don’t feel like waiting 30 minutes for Whataburger.
  23. I wonder why small plane crashes are still such a big news item 120 years into the airplane?
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