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atomheartbevo

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  1. He was looking for the thief that stole his Lucky Charms. Or too busy hanging out in Indiana
  2. He gave off a lot of red flags for concussions - any scouts are going to want to scour his medical records. I will be impressed if he goes in the fourth round.
  3. Yep. At the end of the day, he will end up being a trivia side note taking up a minute or two in a future ESPN 30-for-30 on Arch’s collegiate career or more likely on UT’s 2024-2027 National Championships and they will probably interview him, and he’ll be drooling all over himself talking about how ASU almost derailed the start of UT’s string of championships, or they will be talking about the string of concussions that led to his demise, and how it was evident in this game that there was something wrong with him. Or he’ll be featured in a 30-for-30 about concussions, or a 30-for-30 about the lawsuits against the NCAA for implementing a height requirement of 5-foot-6 or taller.
  4. Tell me you’ve never worked as a roadie and have never shacked up on the road with a Christian pop singer who received Grammy nominations for song and album of the year in the early 90s, while she was having problems with her husband, and it just so happened that she had passed through several towns where a string of arsons and attempted murders took place that involved a rival musician without telling me you did, and where witnesses described the main suspect as a woman in her 30s running around with a man who looked to be 10 years younger than her. That kind of experience would have cemented in you the notion that a well-paid law firm can easily shut down any questioning from police and deflect blame elsewhere.
  5. A Green Beret should have been able to do something far larger and more competent than what he did. It’s odd.
  6. And we are talking about puking, not crying.
  7. I’m not looking for it, sometimes it just slips in. Like finding yourself in the middle of a pseudo-incest porno with stepmoms or stepsisters getting stuck in appliances.
  8. I’ve seen this porno. The strap-on she uses on him…you could see it in the actor’s eyes. Also, the interrogation of the suspects required everybody to remove their clothes, which was unlike most, but not all, interrogations by law enforcement that I’ve experienced.
  9. Because I’ve seen the bed of a Cybertruck and “very large” is not something I would use to describe anything that could fit in it.
  10. Your kids have it sooo easy, compared to those of us who grew up as Oilers fans.
  11. Yep, when I puke multiple times, all I get is "okay Mr. Atomheatbevo, I'm not going to give you a ticket, just a warning, but you should probably go see a doctor" or somebody screaming "HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE MADE IT TO THE BATHROOM, DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO THROW UP ON MY DESK?" or "WAIT DID YOU THROW UP TO DISTRACT ME? WHERE'S YOUR KID AT, WHY IS THE CASH REGISTER EMPTY HEY WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING?"
  12. That explains him screaming about magnets and how they work or some shit.
  13. I wonder if the Musk fanbois who cry about the government tracking them realize just how much Tesla tracks them and their vehicle.
  14. Darrell K Royal Passed away over a decade ago.
  15. After the two-minute warning, we then run 16 fucking seconds off the clock on three plays.
  16. I kind of want a gif of this guy, anybody have the game recorded or a link to a stream?
  17. Which one of your family members is the Surly fan Base?
  18. Had to use the shitter for 10 minutes, what'd I miss?
  19. These announcers are going to blow Scattebo after the game.
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