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Steel Shank

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  1. Fried ham and cheese with my mother’s chicken and dumplings with Dona sauce.
  2. I’m here, baby. Looks nice. Real nice.
  3. I've killed 7 wolves with my bare hands, so yeah, it can be done.
  4. Thursday, I spent the entire day with my underwear on backwards. No fucks given.
  5. That dude deserved to get jacked just based on his haircut.
  6. Not with a healthy, attractive Johnson it isn't.
  7. I’ve laid a lot of pipe in the greater Provo/SLC area (including the surrounding counties) and I must say what the women lack in looks, they more than make up for in spirited enthusiasm when presented with a healthy, attractive Johnson.
  8. I bet you'd rather be laying pipe.
  9. I do believe I was wearing some fetching cologne back then. Surely didn't need it though.
  10. I got a 10:40 tee time, my weather bro.
  11. This is just China trying to divert attention away from the whole balloon fiasco.
  12. The SWA plane waited 50 seconds after getting the go ahead to take off?
  13. Lot of uppity "beer" drinkers all up in this bitch.
  14. Every time I fly, I'm faced with bringing a very large package on board.
  15. Wait - is cool if I think I can sing like Tom Jones after a few cocktails? Asking for a friend.
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