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Steel Shank

Certifiably Surly
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Everything posted by Steel Shank

  1. Shark attack!
  2. I believe I’ll pass.
  3. Man, I am so ready to fuck some chick right now it's crazy.
  4. I have no doubt that was equally as breathtaking.
  5. Breathtaking!
  6. Good buddy of mine has a history degree. /csb
  7. /csb
  8. If I were a Tech fan, I'd spend Saturdays next fall laying pipe instead of going to those home games.
  9. Whelming.
  10. Give her both!
  11. Wait, did he mistake an acorn for an AK?
  12. He likes laying the pipe to the peeps.
  13. I imagine I could shoot a 56 easily. Maybe a 55.
  14. And a par 70.
  15. I didn’t know Elmo liked to get super high.
  16. What the…..????
  17. I prefer a larger wiener, but, yes, would. With enthusiasm. We merely take what the good Lord gives us.
  18. Broccoli and rice casserole, H‑E‑B Homestyle Chili (no beans), cheese, Tapatio.
  19. I've got something that will make her feel a whole lot better.
  20. I generally go to parking lots looking for trouble, start some shit.
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