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Steel Shank

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  1. Wheaties sweatband. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?
  2. Man, this shit is great. We really should stop and smell the roses that we have aggy just down the road, as we do our thing. They truly are wonderful, breathtaking and amazing, all at the same time.
  3. Didn't know until recently the reason why you cross the safety chains on a trailer is to create a "cradle" for the tongue should it come unhitched.
  4. {checks notes/runs the numbers} This is correct.
  5. Wacky combinations resulting in deliciousness are the name of the game around here.
  6. I'll take y'all's beets if you aren't going to eat them.
  7. You know what they call that explosive pocket of air at the top of a chip bag? Snackmosphere.
  8. If we could find a way to reduce the size of water molecules, we could fit more water in the lakes. Problem solved.
  9. Panama City (FL) Airport.
  10. I’d like for her to send a demand letter to my johnson.
  11. Don Henley is a whiney butt.
  12. Sometimes when my son says he's hungry, I ask him if he'd like a mustard sandwich.
  13. It’s important for me to get the lyrics right when I’m nailing tunes at the karaoke bar to the delight and appreciation of the audience.
  14. I’ve appreciated Tom Kim ever since I read an interview with him in Golf Digest. Likeable dude.
  15. Did Daly graduate? I guess I missed him leaving. TIA.
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