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Steel Shank

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Do it now and she won’t say no.
  2. Maybe they can get on the Oprah Winfrey Show?!?! Wouldn't that be fun?
  3. Is that Vince McMahon in the back left?
  4. A-fucking-men. It's ridiculous.
  5. You're team captain material.
  6. Pregame cocktails and a crock pot with little wieners in a sassy bbq sauce!! And whatever else I have in the fridge.
  7. We could have a Surly flag football game instead. Maybe the lawyers against everybody else. Would be kinda like The Longest Yard, but with far more injuries.
  8. They’re like a true Rube Goldberg machine. Being rubes and all.
  9. All right, stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin The image and the style that ya used to I look funny, but, yo, I'm makin' money, see So, yo, world I hope you're ready for me
  10. I would have allowed it, certainly.
  11. Sing it, muthafuckaaaaaaaa!!!!!
  12. Seems like the lava would melt the snow.
  13. I sure wish somebody would explain just exactly what “handcrafted” means. Like Coolio said… “Let a white boy know”
  14. ‘Sup with the plate?
  15. Advantage: CHIEF
  16. No doubt.
  17. How the fuck does Earley get preseason Coach of the Year when he's never been a head coach? This a roller coaster thing?
  18. That's a 3 day bender, right there.
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