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Steel Shank

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  1. I thought there were rules in bowling?
  2. This is a perfect move. No one will see it coming.
  3. Sing it, muthaaaafuckaaaa!! Strangely, I have a desire for some enchiladas del mar and a rita.
  4. SuperWould SuperWood Shank
  5. Been in our house in SW Austin for almost 13 years. On our property I've seen 10-12 rattlers, two corral, one big bull, one coachwhip and a bunch of rat snakes. The rattlers always scare the shit out of me.
  6. I'm digging what your mom is laying down.
  7. Pastrami sandwich for the boy.
  8. I’ve banged a lot of Maine chicks, and I do have to say, they picked a good one.
  9. It would be funny watching BYU or Colorado push their shit in every year.
  10. Seriously. This is a situation where I wouldn't be bothered if the cops up and shot both drivers.
  11. I’m cocksure I could make a delicious dish with that. Tell her to bring it on over.
  12. For others who (like me) couldn't remember who Heather Kozar was:
  13. We should then mandate (by law, of course) that everyone be armed at all times. Wouldn't that be great!?
  14. Anybody know where I can get the video of the two dudes lip synching to "What Is Love"? Gay guys with fake moustaches?
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