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Steel Shank

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  1. Catbird seat. (/Gale-"Raising Arizona")
  2. We need to have a boot thread for guys older than forty and that don't wear a beard.
  3. WTF? "Oh, this one time I made this great dish, here's a pic..........Y'all really should try this.... oh so good!!! Amazing!!!!!"
  4. 24fucking7
  5. Maybe I'll bang the chicks then drink the beer.
  6. I'll drink a case of Bud Light in your honor. Maybe bang some chicks, too.
  7. ^^^^ WHOAAA!!!!
  8. I was keeping it up at your momma's house last night.
  9. She's taking me to dinner next week. I'll see what I can do.
  10. Does a fat roll of hundies in a rubber band count?
  11. She’s a hot blooded Spaniard. Yearning.
  12. https://www.reeds.com/media/catalog/product/cache/38c3c1b8e53ef11aa9803a5390245afc/h/a/hamilton_khaki_aviation_pilot_pioneer_watch_h76205530-1-20205431-hx9be403f0_1.jpg
  13. Anybody ever bang their optometrist during an exam? At eye doctor now.
  14. Probably also took the turn wide in order to line up that big rig.
  15. Fuckin A!
  16. I'd do them all a solid and fuck them since nobody else will.
  17. Let the force flow through you.
  18. *fewer We let shit like this slide around here because there are no rules. 'Cept for plates.
  19. You're gonna find out, little mister!!! The hard way!!!
  20. I fear the sleeping dragon has been awoke!! (Season 28, Episode 1).
  21. Fuckin A, Fuck!
  22. Nailed it.
  23. Needs green beans. Ha ha, just kidding. Now go fuck yourself for posting such deliciousness while I'm thinking about making a fucking snack!! We are entering the party season. Shit happens.
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