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  1. In years past, I did my best to post update progress report photos from the Copse of Putrefication around the first of the month, but as my last updates indicated, all but one from last year (Milk Dud) went to shit, though Lemonhead left enough to make a little diorama or tableau setting. We also had an incident with one of the landscapers - I did my best to communicate "leave this shit alone" which apparently came across as "please make sure to remove all this shit" but I managed to salvage Milk Dud and the remnants of Lemonhead. I suspect that perhaps the landscratchers might have absconded with one, or maybe a varmint or just decay caught up with us - who knows. A few pictures from March and April that I never got around to posting:
  2. We went to the Night of 1,000 Jack-o'-Lanterns at the Chicago Botanic Garden on Friday night. Some really spectacular artistry on display. They had a bunch of different categories - movies, music, cartoons, sports, deep sea creatures, obituaries (people who died since last Halloween), etc., etc. But man, some of them smelled absolutely terrible.
  3. Your kids either have their shit together and can be trusted to competently eat difficult foods without making a goddamn mess, or else I would hate having to touch anything in your house. There's no honey in our house - perhaps we'll be able to handle the responsibility in another decade or so.
  4. Wordle 1,226 3/6 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1007 4️⃣7️⃣ 8️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  5. I was in Santiago on a study abroad program back in the late '90s and happened to be there at the same time as Iron Maiden, and it was a Big Fucking Deal. I wasn't able to catch any of the shows, but it felt like Beatlemania or some shit with how excited the populace was. It made me want to catch them in South America someday - have fun, and be prepared for a crowd scene beyond your normal expectations.
  6. It's been too long since you've listened to Check Your Head.
  7. Wordle 1,225 5/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1006 6️⃣4️⃣ 8️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  8. Definitely dog dick.
  9. I guess this is the Iron Maiden thread. Fun show last night. This last picture is of what was more or less a bottlerocket fight between Bruce and a giant Eddie.
  10. Goddammit.
  11. Well, my 1/2/3 TB combo of Baker, Evans, and Godwin took a real shit this past week. Going to start Burrow at QB (also have Ja'Marr Chase), but picked up a few of the TB scrubs off the waiver wire. Need input on my Flex spot. 0.5 PPR. Jalen McMillan vs. ATL, Cade Otton vs. ATL, or Jake Ferguson @SF? Already have Kittle at TE and am assuming he's good to go.
  12. Wordle 1,224 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1005 3️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  13. I could easily eat 8-10 servings of the oysters with brie from Clancy's.
  14. Wordle 1,223 5/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1004 3️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. Some people just need to be smashed with a hammer.
  16. Pennywise eggs sequence state
  17. Wordle 1,222 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1003 3️⃣8️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. I haul ass.
  19. Much obliged - won in a back and forth nailbiter (opponent had Henry). Too bad Evans and Godwin are both casualties - I think my time in sole control of first place will be short...
  20. "Gimme a dozen!" - @Uncle Boobs, probably
  21. I am wholly and unequivocally uninterested in any and all of it. I don't even like cruise control, and have probably used it for less than 20 total miles in over three decades of driving.
  22. Wordle 1,221 4/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1002 3️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  23. Vintage lawn darts are the traditional gift in this situation.
  24. Water fountain (Illinois)
  25. Altered States in the theater at age 7. I eventually had enough so my mom and I left to hang out in the lobby of the theater while my dad finished the movie.
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