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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. First few uses of a new toothbrush.
  2. Not with my league's oddball scoring.
  3. A Karen/Xenomorph collab.
  4. Need help with my QB indecision. Half PPR. Burrow or Baker? Either way, I will have significant potential for "double dipping" between the QB and receiving target(s) - Burrow and Chase, or Baker and Evans + McMillan (with a "consolation prize" of McLaughlin for those TB drives that end with a FG). Bengals are barely on the bubble for the playoffs, while the Bucs are solidly in the hunt, and still have a ~65% chance of making the playoffs even with a loss this week, according to NFL.com. Finally, Burrow is playing outside in Cincinnati (predicted high of 34, 4 mph winds) while Baker is playing indoors at Jerry World. Thoughts?
  5. Just had to change my entry name in the Bowl Mania contest after he asked me why his entry name was "Doomlet" and what was the meaning of my entry name - "$30 Prepuce." I told him that they were randomly generated, but I don't know whether he bought it. Separately, it should come as no surprise that he got a real charge out of @IPoopOnWhoop 's entry name, even if he doesn't understand the "whoop" aspect.
  6. While speaking with her, he referred to Mrs. Doom's boobs as her "jiggling physics."
  7. Keeping the dream alive!!! I really hope he has managed to convince some of his classmates. I'll try to extract this information and will report any amusing revelations.
  8. Rolex encroaching on the Invicta market.
  9. I would also settle for eaten by rats.
  10. Wordle 1,279 5/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1060 7️⃣8️⃣ 3️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. When necessary, I put small Post-It Notes on the TV over the location where the scores are listed.
  12. I'm fairly certain that the first year of architecture school includes a mandatory course on adapting one's handwriting into the exact same script as every other architect.
  13. Refractory period.
  14. Porpoises usually rots
  15. Men are dumb and bad at sex!
  16. You know you've done something right as a parent when your child is using his school computer to Google Krampus the week before Christmas.
  17. This is a solid list.
  18. Avocado vase? https://ilexstudio.com/en-usa/products/avocado-vase?
  19. I encountered a similarly decorated portapotty and contributed this addition.
  20. Yeah, it was hectic as shit when I bought tickets for last summer. Drums and Space are not to be missed, so time your pisses accordingly. You're going to have a blast.
  21. Have fun! I ultimately opted against it, but only because I couldn't get a group together. Almost decided to drag Mrs. Doom and the Doomlet against their will but decided that juice may not be worth the squeeze. The more centrally (left to right) your seats are, the better.
  22. Maybe there's a circumstance that I can't currently envision when I might have to make an exception (maybe if the car cost less than $100, but I don't know why I might ever be shopping in that marketplace...) but I would never buy a car knowing that a previous owner/custodian was a person who thought that "one generic Chinese tire" was ever okay.
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