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zzz

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  1. Oh I have, and heelers are fantastic, but cattle absolutely charge them until they are used to working with them. Bevo is not out roaming in a herd worked by dogs. It was a dumbass move. Nevertheless it turned into greatness that will forever live in Longhorn lore.
  2. Anyone who has ever seen a dog or coyote roll up on a herd of cows in a pasture has seen this play out before and knew the ending before it began. Just dumb for bevo's handlers to agree to that photo shoot. Very fortunate no one was seriously hurt.
  3. The record books will always show "Texas - 2019 Sugar Bowl Champions". They will never show "Texas - Sugar Bowl Champions* (*but only cuz jawja dint wanna be thar). Fuck 'em. Their fans know in their hearts they got their asses kicked. They're just going through the 5 stages of grief while I still got a huge shit eating grin 3 days later.
  4. More spunky than awesome IMO.
  5. Exactly. If he’s a finished product, then why the fuck does he have/need 3 trainers again?
  6. I’ve got surly. Why the fuck would I need any of that other shit? I waste more than enough time here. Plus you assholes post the best stuff here anyway.
  7. Yup. 4 tomato cans, .500 in conference, and boom, 8 win season and likely top 25 ranking. Sweet gig if you can get it.
  8. Some of our fans have been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say, whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
  9. Between that Roach penalty and that timeout, that’s 10 points that are needlessly on the board. If we could just stop stepping on our own dicks.
  10. For spraying the mesquites, if you have an ATV you should spring for one of these. Necessity in my opinion. Also great for spraying fence lines. https://www.amazon.com/NorthStar-ATV-Broadcast-Spot-Sprayer/dp/B008YE3UOW
  11. Rutgers Passing C/ATT YDS AVG TD INT QBR Artur Sitkowski 2/16 8 0.5 0 4 -33 Giovanni Rescigno 0/1 0 0.0 0 1 -200 TEAM 2/17 8 0.5 0 5 -- Lulz, from Saturday's tilt with Maryland. I don't think I have ever seen anything like that.
  12. 8 team playoff Power 5 conference champs get auto bids. G5 conference (not team) with the overall highest strength of schedule will get its champ an auto bid. Use Sagarin, RPI, Huck's adjusted stats, or whatever rating system you want, just make it transparent what the rules are. This is kind of the relegation concept applied to the G5 but just for the auto bid. The remaining 4 G5 conference champs are seeded based on their conference's SOS rating and they have 2 play in games for the last two playoff spots. No at large selections, fuck the beauty contest shit. Notre Dame and BYU and any of you other fuckstick indi's, join a conference or GTFO.
  13. It's been years, but didn't the forearm lust originate from aggy and has just been maintained as a running joke here? Kinda like how your mom was into my forearms last night while I was in her?
  14. How about a pic of the the munchkin in the midst of his post game cry captioned by TTLP. Maybe throw in a burnt orange troll face for good measure
  15. zzz

    Sam Ehlinger

    Was at the game and missed the Humphrey belly rub after his TD catch. The belly rub cracks me up every time I see it.🤣
  16. Pretty sure the holding calls killed two drives. And you wanted a Simms level fuck up when we were backed up on our 3 because of aforementioned holding calls? I think he mostly played it right. On the drive we didn't get holding we churned out several first downs and ate a lot of time off the clock, despite going conservative. Your defense can't give up two TDs in just over a combined minute of game time.
  17. Username, image, page count, and post are aligned. Now what color is your pee?
  18. Lincoln Riley talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded And ou sux...fin
  19. Pirates be crafty Fake play sheet in ‘99 Fuck Casey Horny
  20. Murray the Ewok Crushed by burnt orange onslaught Nelson belly rub
  21. Some say 11 Others demand 2:30 It don’t make a shit
  22. In accordance with tradition
  23. Easier to clean off that way amirite?
  24. You sure that’s not Wolowitz from Big Bang Theory dressed in drag?
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