Everything posted by tokamak
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
This is funny. When I google Denver Harris: Three different teams in the first three results. Impressive.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Assuming that we can only get 2 of Turntine/Ojo/Lee, that would give us just a 4-man OL class, which seems light. I was expecting at least 5, maybe 6. What other names are out there?
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Pixar's next movies: Elio
I still cannot wrap my head around How to Train Your Dragon getting a live action remake. Zero interest in seeing that. Evidently I’m in the minority.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Shit. OK, whose turn is it to make the joke? Are we doing a rotation system?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
C'mon Sark, rip their fans' souls out
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Pixar's next movies: Elio
Maybe this movie sucks, I dunno, but unfortunately the lesson Disney will learn is that they need to greenlight Toy Story 6, 7, and 8 pronto.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Also, I absolutely cannot get enough of this Every single opposing fan, for years: "Texass has 1 championship in 60 years!! With all there resources!!!!11 lolol whoop!" Every single opposing fan, 2025: "wait no not like that"
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
This one is my favorite. "D'Antre Robinson went to Texas because of money! And then switched to the University of By God Florida because we're the best! Then transferred to UNC because of money!". ECGator121 is so, so close to getting it.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Either his competition sucks or he is a literal fucking monster. I suppose it could be both. No one in the tape wants any part at all of trying to block him.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Their starting QB is from Texas
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Really just a copy of his more famous brother
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Friendly annual reminder that silent commitments are not real.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Her dad is Stacy, no? Wonder if they talk recruiting? Sorry about Nick Brooks, dad!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I'm gonna call it, we get Prothro's attention this weekend and emerge next week as the clear leader.
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USMNT 2025 - Easy English, hard ones Spanish
Only watched the 2nd half. Other than Richards, I thought Tillman, Berhalter, Agyemang, and McGlynn all looked decent. Freese fine. Luna gets a pass. Everyone else meh. I literally did not realize that LDLT was out there until checking the stats after the game.
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USMNT 2025 - Easy English, hard ones Spanish
Downs seems worthless
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USMNT 2025 - Easy English, hard ones Spanish
Nice goal. Now we get to spend 15 fucking minutes reviewing it
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USMNT 2025 - Easy English, hard ones Spanish
Saudis seem like a bunch of bitches
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Southwest or every other airline in the history of the world?
what a peach
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Damn what a sick burn. He really got you. Hope you’re doing ok. Should’ve asked him about their baseball team.
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USMNT 2025 - Easy English, hard ones Spanish
Promising Americans moving to a bigger club in Europe and riding the pine the whole time, a tale as old as time.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Calvin Thomas looks like a future pass rushing DE to me. He's got that long lanky body type and seems to be move better in a straight line than side-to-side. Get him up to 245 and turn him loose on the line of scrimmage, IMO. I like Okpala better as a pure LB. More sudden feet and has a thicker body type. His tape shows him doing a good job fighting through traffic to meet ball carriers head on. Thomas: https://www.hudl.com/video/3/17959459/6730e51bb8639319350d7bc1 Okpala: https://www.hudl.com/video/3/15261697/67327a3f001106a963bc9658
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
AI gonna put your buddy Hayes Fawcett out of business? Can AI do extreme oversaturation filters?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
The TL;DR: Fong thinks we get Turntine, Ojo, Calicut, Guervil, Keawe, Cleveland, and Carlton Thinks we lead for Calvin Thomas, Okpala, Samari Matthews, and Malakai Lee(?) Noncommittal on Finley. Fades our chances with Lott. In the hunt but not leading for Atkinson, Prothro, Wesley, and Wafle.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
What’s the saying? Always keep the numbers in the back of your mind?