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Horn Dogg

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  1. Who gives a shit, he’s not very good even at 100%
  2. Fuck these motherfuckers, let’s go!!
  3. What about the time they applied for a medical redshirt for Dusty Dvorajek, listing alcoholism as his medical condition, after he beat the shit out of a guy in a bar?
  4. They had one person who despite being born and raised there, was smart enough to get the fuck out. That man was DKR!
  5. It’s from years of getting pegged by Plonski.
  6. May as well just go ahead and knock the shit out of him.
  7. Texas - 70 ou - 28 (all in the second half of course) Bijan and X combine for 450 yards. Back in 2000 when we lost 63-14, we were on our way out of the game. I congratulated some hot Oklahoma chick on their win and told her not to wreck her house on the way home. She got pissed and threw some kind of drink at me, missed, and hit some old Oklahoma couple standing a few feet away from me. I just sat there laughing my ass off.
  8. It’s going to be fun to share a conference with these sorry bastards again. The entertainment writes itself!
  9. We’re gonna whip that ass, you guys need to chill!
  10. Man that brings back some heartwarming memories!
  11. We won’t lose them all. We got some hard pipe hitters, just need the coaches to step it up.
  12. I can’t help but laugh at this reality we are in where it might actually make sense to rest Ewers for OU to save him for fucking Kansas, Iowa State and Baylor.
  13. We need to kick them down, then put our foot on their necks and don’t let up!
  14. Not worth it - look toward OU.
  15. I think the guy on the podcast said you better come pick up your cup or you can lick his nuts or something like that. Definitely not as customer focused as McDonalds LOL.
  16. Well - I’m glad Caleb didn’t get hurt. but any failure he has on the field gives me a warm smile!
  17. Ha ha - announcers were slobbing Caleb Williams knob and saying he has the longest active “without an interception” streak in the country. 3 plays later Caleb tosses an interception in the end zone. Funny shit!
  18. These announcers sound like they’ve never seen an above average big 12 QB before.
  19. Venables tried to shoot a missile full of VX poison gas at a 49ers game once.
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