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hpslugga

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  1. Hey, no one serious has ever accused Bolsonaro or his supporters of being intelligent.
  2. You conned her into undressing by telling her she had ghosts in her clothes, didn't you?
  3. I mourn it. Not for some undying love of our government. I have no love for it at all. But I do mourn it because I had to make the unfortunate decision to cut people out of my life that day. While my brother-in-law and I were watching the terrorists riot like the bumbling idiots they’ve always been on the TV, I checked my Facebook and saw that my godfather’s ex-wife had juuuuuuust posted “when in the course of human events.” I just about lost it. That’s the statement of a freak. It’s a statement that ranks right up there with Condoleeza Rice claiming that the Israeli aggression against Lebanon in 2006 was the “birth pangs of a new Middle East.” Just raw in its suckitude, vile in its awfulness, and an abject failure at everything it means to be an adult in America. I blocked that bitch on the spot, have not spoken to her since, and that evidently had to be a shared fate with a few others. I also learned later that one of the individuals involved in that falderal was a teammate of mine in high school (he was a year ahead). I consider every varsity teammate of mine from those two years to be a brother…except for him.
  4. The ending of that game was borderline erotic
  5. Yep. That story that Kingsbury told about Bitch Tits telling the THSCA "if you don't use a fullback, we'll kick your ass and if you throw it 70 times a game, we'll kick your ass" in conjunction with his incessant whining about HUNH offenses? Completely true, and it soured quite a few of those guys. You do not ingratiate yourself to a gaggle of coaches (trust me, that is the proper plural) by saying in a presentation to them that what they do as a collective is all bullshit. Anyways, hopefully that fat fucking retard plays the role of John Ashcroft to Mike Leach's Mel Carnahan in a few hours.
  6. If anyone wants to truly gauge how intellectually bankrupt the SC movement is, understand one thing: Kent Hovind is one of those people.
  7. Seriously. Wednesday: life in prison Next Wednesday: death in prison of natural causes
  8. That and Cantor’s call on the winning penalty. This game couldn’t have gone better
  9. If you didn’t watch on Telemundo, y’all did it wrong.
  10. “Irsay” and “elaborate scheme” go together like steak and nails. Seriously, the guy is a fucking cokeheaded idiot who has hardly any idea what the fuck he’s actually doing. He lucked into the whole Peyton Manning thing and, like Eric Bischoff after 2 years of the NWO invasion angle, had no clue how to follow it up.
  11. Wtf Yeah that was just a laughably, inexcusably, indefensibly, cringeworthy, awful take.
  12. BROOMS OUT!!! D-F-DUB D-F-DUB D-F-DUB D-F-DUB
  13. Since 2001, the northern teams in the top 2 classifications are 51-36 against the South, as of the inevitable conclusion of this game.
  14. Caught a long TD but also got flagged for removing his helmet
  15. Yeah, people like this need to stop having all these goddamn ridiculous fuckin' personal issues that propel them to make posts like these that are so horrible that they're not even wrong.
  16. For a while it looked like Aledo was gonna tie/break Highland Park's record for point margin in a state title game. It was that bad.
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