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HornsOverIthaca

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  1. Major League Power Washing sounds awesome.
  2. Be easier to point out the classy ones.
  3. First throw was to Granson. Westlake to Westlake.
  4. High School football coming up damn soon
  5. I’ll check it out.
  6. Also fuck those sharp little tortilla chips that get stuck under your tongue.
  7. Sly Stone and Sly Stallone should totally collaborate on some kind of project, just to be annoying. Also Sly Stone could use the support I think.
  8. “I’ve traveled back in time to warn you that Seattle will be destroyed by a tidal wave!” ”More like Sea-Addled! Am I right?” ”Dude, too soon.” ”It hasn’t happened yet.” ”True…”
  9. You could go with Trader Joe’s canned Turkey chili. Warning: may kill everything.
  10. Lesbian Shiekh. Hah
  11. Howabout a crop dust on the way out?
  12. Sweet desk though. Mahogany. Very expensive. Forged from the 300 foot, fire-breathing trees of Malchior 7 using ancient blood rituals of the Malchior people.
  13. Brits are always so negative. ”How was your day?” “Not too bad.”
  14. The future of the olympics is whatever the Chinese say it is.
  15. There’s somebody named King Cazalra?
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  17. Pedestrian always has the right away…unless they in the way!
  18. Well that explains why my hacked PS5 never arrived.
  19. All the conference needs to succeed is Ed Orgeron and automatic closed captioning:
  20. 1. USA: Fuck yeah 2. china: fuck you 3. Japan: You're cool 4. Great Britain: You're cool 5. 'russia': fuck you
  21. They really look down on the Ahura Mazda University of Zoroastrianism.
  22. I knew this branch davidian long snapper who died in a fire.
  23. Beebe’s Kids
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