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High Plains Drifter

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  1. It means "stares down the receiver and then throws it two-three yards behind them anyway."
  2. Live shot of ESPN analytics guys doing statistical analysis stuff:
  3. stoopid sips leaving off meat judging and quidditch.
  4. I'll admit it, I was expecting a trainwreck at CU this year. Deon has done a good job. I wouldn't say I'm shocked, but I am surprised.
  5. Remember y'all, its Democrats who buy votes by giving away free shit.
  6. I'm sorry, but you are wrong. Sit there in your wrongness and contemplate how wrong you are. The organic shit tastes better because it is better. It tastes like peanuts because it has one ingredient- peanuts. No added salt, sugar, or other crap. No hydrogenated oils or fats. Its literally one of the few packaged foods that doesn't have added sugar. Note that it doesn't have to be organic to fulfill those requirements, but it is generally the organic that only has the one ingredient. One of the few examples where the organic variety does actually taste better. Yes, it separates, and is a pain. Just store it upside down. Mixing is much easier when you open it. Also, you pb&j assholes need to expand your horizons and move up to pb&banana.
  7. They are trying to kill y'all. Tell them you cancelled your life insurance.
  8. So now he's out of the House as well? Only the best people!
  9. So, after she was arrested, were her children left home, alone? When I was in fourth grade, so I guess about 9 yrs old, I had to get myself and my 7 year old sister up in time to eat breakfast, get dressed, and walk to the bus stop, because we lived so far out in the sticks that my parents had to leave before we were even up. Then we would walk home from the bus stop to an empty house and be unsupervised for a couple hours until my parents got home.
  10. Standing up in the front seat between mom and dad. Like a boss.
  11. City pays right? Why wouldn't they provide defense council? Or no because she wasn't on duty?
  12. another good time loop movie is "Arq". Throw in some science fiction and action. Even takes a stab at explaining the time loop and how the scientist creates a perpetual motion machine (hint- it involves stealing energy from the future, thus creating the time loop).
  13. The inverse is often true as well. If its more efficient to have employees in the office, fine. If its not, then making them come in is poor management. Of course when your measuring stick how "hardcore" you are, its all bullshit anyway.
  14. Whataburger probably fucked up his order. And HE IS PISSED.
  15. Its not really saving any money when you just liquid shit out the calories before they can be absorbed.
  16. This explains a few things to us olds who suffered through the Akers years.
  17. Since we are being honest and all, since when has DOTarD cared about personal life issues? Are you really surprised Tim Scott got the cold shoulder? Be honest now.
  18. Interesting that your spell check didn't catch that.
  19. Calling bullshit on that. Sounds like something you pulled out your ass.
  20. I wouldn't say it was my favorite movie, but that fight at the end of Lethal Weapon between Riggs and Gary Busey's character was stupid.
  21. Looking in the pizza box for a slice is the cherry on that sundae
  22. We're going to have to put door gunners on planes departing Dallas aren't we?
  23. At my daugther's school they are having a food drive. Every week, she has to set aside 10% of her allowance for charity. She gets to pick the charity to donate to after the money has added up to a sizable donation. She decided to buy food for the food drive. We went to Dollar General thinking the money would go farther. They had plenty of hot pockets and shit, but no actual canned vegetable or canned tuna. Plenty of chefboyardee, but no plain pasta or pasta sauce. People shopping for food at the Dollar Store maybe buying cheap food*, but its shit food. *Or maybe its not cheap, I have no idea how much a hot pocket goes for at HEB vs Dollar Store.
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