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Not a cat

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  1. My grandmother told a story of how on her first date with my grandfather in the 30's he tried to flop it out by casually paying with a 50. Well, she didn't phrase it exactly that way, but you know what I mean. Apparently, it worked.
  2. I've worked with some badass Harvard lawyers and plenty of Harvard dipshits, too. But I've met only one competent Yale grad. Hell, I hardly run across many Yalies in private practice, I figure they all go into teaching or government work. True story from my days as a pup at big law. Get called into IP partner's office, saying I need to draft an asset purchase agreement for a client. Start asking all the obvious questions I'm gonna need before I discover that client is selling a used Ford Explorer. I did manage to convince her that negotiating an APA was not the cost effective way to go here.
  3. The sorority thread was over 20 years ago. Not that I feel old or anything.
  4. SynTex? I think it was I'm stunned, I'm pissed, it's mack brown.
  5. Well they showed the rancher finding him and presumably he rescued him.
  6. You can get an STD from watching someone jack off?
  7. So I binged all 4 seasons over the last few weeks. General comment- Beth is just an unlikeable bully. I get they want to create a strong woman role, but a strong woman is not an asshole to the help just because she can be. On season 4, they kind of dropped the whole storyline of Kayce dropping the asshole easement owner in the cattle guard. That did not seem like the type of guy to suddenly have an epiphany that he was wrong all along and should have shared the easement with the rancher. He's the guy that's immediately pressing kidnapping and abuse of power charges against Kayce and raising hell in the media and courts.
  8. All this talk scares the hell out of me for my youngest who's a junior in HS. Smart enough kid but he'd honestly rather play sports, hang with his boys and chase tail. Reminds me a lot of a kid I used to know except he doesn't have the advantage of graduating high school in Texas in the 1980s from a semi-rural public school where a grasp of basic literacy put you in the top 10%.
  9. This. Without doing the humblebrag list of credentials, my academically oriented daughter (non Calif resident, no pics) applied to UCLA, Berkeley, Davis, SD and SB. Got waitlisted at the first 2. She ended up at UCSB and when she was last home she said that it is the best thing that ever happened to her. We were laughing saying what the hell did those schools want you to do, cure cancer? As I told her, it's not like you were choosing between Tech and UT. I think the closest analogy in Texas would be choosing between Rice and UT, except UT is on a damn beach with perfect weather.
  10. Now imagine Johnson &Johnson is white.
  11. For a balding mongloid with the intelligence of a turnip, Jimmy gets pretty good ass.
  12. I'm guessing big titted Latinas don't make it up to Ohio much.
  13. You fucking one bridge having town. Once a year or so I like to rewatch the takedown of the Philly audience just to remind me of how powerful not giving a fuck really is.
  14. Remember Morganna the kissing bandit? She claimed she was kicked out of a supermarket once for trying to weigh her rack using those fruit scales. Can't post a link, but I read that when I was a boy and it really stuck with me for some reason.
  15. Gosling reaction in lower right corner above.
  16. Wouldn't she have to steal it from Rock first, though?
  17. To some extent, but I have a friend that went to Harvard who proudly recounts his junior year when he finally got laid.
  18. Holy shit, completely missed that.
  19. I wouldn't be surprised if fetal alcohol syndrome is a huge problem among the conscripts.
  20. Found a pic of mooseoutfront...
  21. So for the non basketball junkies on here like me, what the hell happened in that VCU final four run? Did some VCU guard start hitting 80% from 3s for 4 games while each opponent lost their star to injury? I can't fathom how shaka made the final four with a small school. It's like me banging Salma Hayek, theoretically possible but still mind bottling (sic).
  22. I think she's doing a pretty good job. She's really good at the aggressive nodding of the head when she's saying something that she knows is total bullshit. As if she's also trying to convince herself it's true.
  23. So last place gets their money back, right?
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