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elfenix

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  1. Cowards
  2. Short
  3. projections aren't calls. the AP makes calls. pretty much everyone else makes projections. there's always early *polls closed just now so projection is made* for a bunch of states.
  4. Better be a proper fucking zipper merge. You know Tim walz is all about the zipper merge.
  5. How the fuck are we going to get the other thread to 1500 pages when you close it @immamac ? Why do we have this bifurcated thread stuff anyway?
  6. No one goes to Randall's even when it's the polling place
  7. people ask me why i don't move to the woodlands (where i work).
  8. know what i'm wearing to chilis tomorrow
  9. the day after i change the 3 clocks on the microwave, oven, and toaster oven the power flickered (4 times per UPS report) and wipes them.
  10. russia ages people in a hurry
  11. the nazis were conflicted about heisenberg's nuclear project because they thought nuclear physics was jew science. tucker just going right down that path.
  12. a little bit more than 5 days after hitting 1000 (5:56 pm last wednesday) and we're at 1100
  13. $6 big box is back in the app also chicken sandwich gratis with $10 purchase
  14. jersey mike's shakes oil and vinegar straight onto the tomato slices, which block the oil and vinegar from going properly into the lettuce. lettuce, then oil and vinegar, then tomato slices. works so much better. this place has only been doing it wrong for 68 years now.
  15. Do we need 3 threads? I assume everything will be posted in here too
  16. Instagram squirrel used to promote its possessor's gay only fans got swatted, then tested for rabies because it was coming right for us, and now it's a thing because this is the dumbest timeline
  17. he's talking about the BLS's revision from august to march's job numbers. dorks think the BLS cooks the books.
  18. i'll be at the perry's in the woodlands
  19. i have friends who live walking distance to there. i should take them up on their offer of living with them for a couple months and going on weekend trips.
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