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joe dirt

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  1. don’t y’all know grabbing bitches by the pussy is very legal and very cool
  2. joe dirt

    MLS 2023

    fyi for t-mobile customers - mls season pass will be free beginning tuesday https://www.t-mobile.com/news/offers/t-mobile-customers-score-mls-season-pass-on-the-apple-tv-app-on-us
  3. i’m beginning to think tuchel wasn’t the problem
  4. if you’ve done all the treasure maps and have a bunch of monies, you can just keep buying packs of cigs at the general store until you get them all
  5. just started a new season as afc richmond. fucking awesome to see roy kent running around the pitch
  6. joe dirt

    USMNT 2023

    i said this on some other thread, but we need to convince some enterprising billionaire to buy a pl team and transfer over the entire usmnt senior team over. they’ll get the consistency they need while my real plan comes to fruition. the real plan is for 20 of us surlites to impregnate 20 women at the same time, then send all 20 male heirs to live in brazil. we’ll bring them all home in time for 2042 WC. this will kickstart a 3 cycle WC run.
  7. don’t worry y’all, it has been written.
  8. ream and jedi start for fulham. both have been nails, especially this last game. gergg’s obsession with mls players is going to be the death of me. shaq moore shouldn’t even be on the roster, let alone sub in.
  9. this is what we got installed last November thru a company called astoria lightning. was about ~$25/ln ft. they’re disc shaped with three led in each disc. comes with a shit ton of available preset patterns you can download. holidays, sports, architectural, etc. been rock solid all year. got tons of compliments for the halloween theme the other night.
  10. 100% expected to see armed dipshits today. was pleasantly surprised there were none. our polling location in derkaville wasn’t jam packed or anything but there weren’t a ton of empty booths either.
  11. joe dirt

    2022 Albums

    i read an article a few months back where matt helders said this holy shit he wasn’t lying. i’m all for evolution but damn if i don’t really miss the more energetic and heavier am.
  12. he should sign all the cases of water they’re deploying, kinda like how dotard signed the stimulus checks
  13. bullet speed fuckery is just the 2022 version of the bullshit AR doesn’t stand for assault rifle argument from a few years back.
  14. we must live in the same neighborhood bc we have the same two options. except me. suddenlink is unavailable to me, but is available to every other house around me and was confirmed by their techs. though they couldn’t say why. we switched from uverse to directv stream a couple years ago when it was called at&t tv. didn’t save any money and lost a shit ton of channels. but they were all channels we never watched anyway. what we did gain was the ability to watch live tv on all 6 of our tvs thru the appletv apps. before, we only had uverse boxes on two tvs. besides the occasional app freeze, we haven’t had any issues. being able to watch on my phone or ipad from wherever else is nice too.
  15. my 15 yr old currently takes stelara to treat crohn’s. she takes one injection every two weeks. insurance is billed (and pays) $30K PER PRE-FILLED SYRINGE. i pay exactly $30 copay for this. it keeps me up at night thinking i can only carry her on my insurance for a little over 10 more years.
  16. literally same for me, wore out fifa 22 and needed something else. decided to revisit rdr2. since i loaded it fresh into the ps5, i purposely turned off the network so the patches wouldn’t load and i could finish herbalist 9 as arthur like @Baboontyme mentioned a couple years ago lol. total pain in the ass but i just finished it and got the legends of the east outfit. now arthur is virtually indestructible with full cores. also grabbed all the badass horses from the saint denis stable glitch and immediately patched the game bc not having fast travel from campsites was a beating. i will say load times are much more tolerable on the ps5 too. game is just as great second time thru.
  17. some of those who work forces gets quoted around here quite a bit. more often than not, when i read these cr threads i hear zack saying the structure is set you’ll never change it with a ballot pull. he was right 25 years ago and he’s right today.
  18. is irrigation part of that? we paid $3.5k to repair irrigation and resod after the pool build a couple summers ago. i don’t recall how many pallets it took and the pool builder regraded the backyard. i’m actually ready to blow it all up and start from scratch with something other than bermuda due to shade. zoysia maybe?
  19. joe dirt

    USMNT 2022

    the diversity of the names used is what really impressed me i was thinking about something and i need you all to tell me if i’m dumb, a genius, or both before i go pitch this to jeff bezos or mark cuban. if we consolidated the usmnt starting 11 onto a single epl team, how long, if at all, would it take for the team to be a contender? then, would a prolonged period of playing together like this be enough to propel us to the top class of international teams?
  20. only 16 hours til the next one Wordle 203 3/6 🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. was looking primarily at samsungs with one connect bc i want that clean install with a tv stand where i don’t need to strategically hide shit tons of wires. but i realized our lg partner site thru work has 77” C1 @ $2k right now that has me thinking of going in that direction. my living room is wide open with eleventy billion windows so i’m somewhat concerned about glare. though i did have a plasma in this room before and it was ok. i’ve also only ever had samsung tvs so familiarity is probably influencing me more than it should. @Dutchrudderhow does your qled compare to your oled?
  22. i’m really interested in these one connect boxes. is it one cable that supplies both power and all the hdmi inputs to the tv? would love to replace the giant recessed receptacle off the wall in favor of a much cleaner looking install for something like this.
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