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Surly Bevo

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  1. The lightsaber saturation thing was always going to be a problem once the prequels came on the scene. It is the weapon of the Jedi, not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age. So in the OT when you got 1 Jedi (or fledgling jedi) and 1 Sith in every movie….not so much lightsaber. When you go back in time to a bunch of jedi….lightsabergasm.
  2. Jyn Urso fought with Saw Gerrera....he even says she was the best solider in his guard (as a teenager). We just didn't see it. Her natural "leaderness" came out I guess.
  3. Rebranding to Shaking? i know i know straight to hell
  4. What’ll it be Fletch?
  5. So here is a question that it wasn't Andor's job to answer, but I don't know if it has been answered definitely anywhere else in the Star Wars universe. What is the foundation of the relationship between Saw Gerrera and the Urso family?
  6. Yep Cassian takes Jyn back with him to Bix and his whole scene becomes a warlock party.
  7. Eh is came from Bail, the character in this story most connected to the notion of that statement given his history with Obi Wan and the fact that he is raising the daughter of a fallen Jedi. It was fine given all that background.
  8. It’s sort of the bully (Imperial) way. King Kong badass to anybody else “below” them. Sniveling bitch when confronted by a more powerful superior. Dedra actually broke that mold to some extent which I thought lead to a good subtle commentary on the juxtaposition between an authoritarian and free society. Cassian is a hero for being bold, thinking for himself and going rogue. Dedra found herself in a prison cell.
  9. I just lookes up the actress who played Sculdun’s wife hot
  10. So in E10 did i miss where exactly Luthen was when he found Kleya. Shout out to Lake Como....I mean Naboo. I like where Cassian in 12 is like "yea I saw him a year ago....you remember when he got me to save Mon because your bullshit crew was infilled" K2S0 is so much better with the world weary comedy than 3PO ever was.
  11. Oh this means he's definitely been filmed having sex with a cow while a transvestite Filipino midget fingered his butthole.
  12. Ahh yea the 15 year thing regardless of on ballot or not. Well here’s to you ERAs committee
  13. BBWA can still say “fuck him”. Won’t surprise me if they do.
  14. My oldest walked last night and partied tonight. Texas does throw a hell of a commencement Texted a buddy of mine that I think there was easily more people at DKR for the 2025 commencement than the last game of my Sr year against Kansas in 1997 when we begged Ricky to stay IMG_0864.mov IMG_0865.mov IMG_0866.mov
  15. What if you met her in a bar 20 years ago and she didn’t talk much.
  16. I mean he could not report it and not pay and roll the dice that the IRS is so gutted they won’t notice
  17. Pizza the Pope was robbed by the selection committee.
  18. That’s a lot of faith in the (checks notes) Catholic Church
  19. The Trump Truth taking credit for this will be something.
  20. Pretty sure Goodell gets booed everywhere
  21. If only Kris Boyd was there to tweet the new name from the locker room.
  22. Dude has a lot of shit to put on. Like waiting for your woman to get dressed.
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