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DaysOff

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Everything posted by DaysOff

  1. Some of these dumb fucks stayed up past midnight watching that fake fight
  2. Sark doesn't know what team he had. Defense Defense Defense
  3. Lots of confidence in your offense sark
  4. Not sure I love the timeout Just get to half
  5. Just catch the goddamn punt
  6. STOP BEING CUTE we are a defensive team
  7. Not loving play calling
  8. Did we break Twitter
  9. I hope our football players aren't staying up waiting for this nonsense. Get on with it.
  10. I watched The Autopsy of Jane Doe yesterday. The dead chick had an amazing rack and body.
  11. Getting UGA and aggy a 3rd loss before the last week of the season gets us in the playoffs even if our bus gets lost in the Woodlands and a nice aggy doesn't give us stadium directions in time.
  12. I got a corn cob pipe there when I was like 7 in 1973. I don't know why I got a pipe for a souvenir, but it was the 70s man.
  13. Sucks, but you're right, and they're wrong. No reason to risk your licensure for an asshole.
  14. He's just here to poison the blood of America.
  15. Except for those who didn't take it and are trolls.
  16. Immortal wasn't vaccine injured because he didn't take the vaccine, unlike the orange baboon and his family, who are vaxxed and boosted.
  17. I'd say a cabinet position trumps senator in the game of monopoly.
  18. Everyone stfu with the conference realignment type pod shit in this thread. This is the skull fuck pig thread.
  19. How long to get the Persians out?
  20. Yes, let's let our mostly uneducated populace be in charge of educating the future leaders and workers of Texas. All you need is the King James Version.
  21. This gloating is bizarre and kind of proves they're in a cult. If Harris had won, I'd let out a huge sigh of relief and that's about it.
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