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HOOKEM4

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  1. Uh this view is going to be different. I want Craig but idk about this.
  2. Well we already got the horns down. Baaaad juju wash. Good luck and by that I mean, prepare your anus.
  3. This is why I always wear black shorts. I can shart without the fear of public ridicule.
  4. Is that a smoker for ants? It's GameDay you assholes! Hoooook'em!
  5. From what my dumbass saw, Michigan looks slow as shit. Buncha big slow motherfuckers. I am salivating at the opportunity to play them. I believe Bama could lose but i am betting they dont. I really want to play Michigan to bat for the cycle on the good conference champions. Either way, we are playing with house money.
  6. So you don't have internet? Then you are screwed. Bring lube because it is going to be a rough 3-4 hours.
  7. Wait until you find out you can watch the game with Craig Way on espn3 like any civilized Texas fan.
  8. At the end of the deal Joe answered the kids questions. He said the right things and came off super humble. Couple of questions that were good. I am paraphrasing. Q: What team do you want to beat the most. A: The Rangers. We want to win all our games but we want to win our state. Q: How happy are you to be the manager. A: Total coach speak about building on the character and culture that Jeff and Dusty built. I wanted to scream, you better play the deathstar lineup. And fuck dusty. I refrained. He kept mentioning Correa and was showing him as an example for both hitting and fielding. He also was really high on Ron Washington touting several drills as his. All around I was super impressed with the guy. Super cool to see how he works coaching. He better figure out the manager role and dominate though. My son has a signed ball for his shelf at the very least.
  9. My kid is doing a camp that Espada is putting on. He isn't wearing any astros gear. We are doomed.
  10. Finally remembered to check the CWD test and got the negative result. But the interesting part was he was aged at 5.5 yrs old by the biologist. I just dropped him in the drop box so I didn't know till now. Great cull.
  11. That's fucked up. Seems like if they can physically transfer and work-out/practice with the new team then they should be eligible to play as well. Mukuba is the first Freshman to start at safety for Clemson since the 70's and we need safety help in the worst way next Saturday night. Ha, imagine the chaos you would see if they could play. No thanks.
  12. He has 6 fingers or 5 with no thumb. AI gonna AI
  13. 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1
  14. I have never had a truck without a truck box. These bed covers have me confused. What am I missing? You want a cover get a suburban imo.
  15. In all seriousness, what an amazing job these women did turning around the season and absolutely owning their play. Just an amazing job.
  16. I am going to go to my grave believing it was my kids switching from their red LT baseball shirts to their championship Longhorn shirts. MY KIDS WON THIS SHIT. Absolutely murdered them once they switched. Hookem.
  17. The announcers are trying their best to not look like an absolute destruction of corn aggy
  18. I walked in and noticed my boys were both wearing red shirts with Longhorn pajama bottoms. I made them change to their championship shirts and when they did, we went on that 7-0 run. You're fucking welcome. HOOK'EM
  19. I couldn't tell but it sure looked like it. They were broke off short though. Didn't look like cactus.
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