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HOOKEM4

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  1. Because they are "Christian" when it suits them and hide behind the assertion. They are, like most of the folks I run across, not remotely practicing what they preach. It is a convenient scapegoat for things they hate. Not unlike suicide bombers. Atleast the bombers kill quickly but these fake "Christians" want the suffering to last. Just fucking Google it. Jesus christ. Your team pardoned a pos and over 1500 other treasonous fucks that aren't worth the lead they deserve.
  2. This country's people have failed their duties and we will all suffer. You think you are rich enough to weather the storm coming, lulz, better have a B in your net worth. The robber barons were more subtle. We are living with the brainwashed masses and flat out racist idiots. Pain is the only solution. I have my popcorn ready.
  3. There should be a complete ban on Twitter for this site (as it it won't even post) and in your personal life. You should never buy a tesla product again. SpaceX will rage on but hopefully the actual scientist will see this and not want to work for a nazi. Doubt it, but one can hope. Complete and absolute abandonment of his shit. He deserves whatever happens to him and I hope it is brutal.
  4. I know, and now I am hungry.
  5. My cat has absolutely went scorched earth on the tree rats. He stopped leaving birds and just leaves me dead squirrels now. I drove into work and there are only a few people here. I got so much work done with it being quiet. Very efficient morning. Now I am realizing how dumb it was to not bring food. Hopefully something is open today in South Austin.
  6. Boras fucked up. Breggy fucked up. It fucking sucks. My kids will still root for him but he is going to take a pay cut for another team. The 'stros offer looks pretty good in hindsight and he could have retired a legend. Nothing fucks up a good deal like a good lawyer/agent.
  7. It isn't going to snow twice.
  8. I am not sure where to post this. We had a fire at our house 10 years ago. It just destroyed a detached patio. It was not the most traumatizing event, though in the moment it was terrifying since it was middle of the night and we had two kids younger than 3. Everyone ended up being fine. I just had a Google photo "remember this!" Sent to me by my phone with photos of the aftermath and it made me realize how insane this generation of tech can be. Imagine having the most traumatizing event of your life (100mph wind driven fire that completely destroys your home and life), you possibly survived unscathed or maybe you lost someone dear to you. You snap a photo of your homes remains. Spend 10 years in therapy dealing with it and then out of the blue, Google decides you need to see this memory. I laughed my ass off at the pictures it sent tonight it is so macabre to me, but what a twisted tech world we have created.
  9. Funny? enough, I have another young buck with a bum back leg. Maybe got hit by a car or just messed with the wrong buck. His opposite antler is non existent. He looks like a 2.5yr old so I am hoping he will heal but very likely he never amounts to much. The side that did grow is impressive for his age. He was also chasing ass all season like his life depended on it 🤣.
  10. Take this to the shit's borked thread.
  11. I have a cat that showed up during snowmageddon. I am very much violently allergic to cats, I have always hated cats. I hate this cat. This cat loves me....dammit, I love this cat. I love my dog more but dammit this cat has decided I am his dude. Not looking forward to digging a hole for the murderous asshole cat that I love. Sorry for the aside.
  12. That sucks. We had a deer we called tripod with the same deal. He was decent but never wanted to shoot him because I don't want 1 ham. Sad deal.
  13. Thread title should change. "Fox News Worked" There was only ever one reason this network existed. Anyone that watches that shit and doesn't immediately realize it is clearly stealing air. Greenland purchase proposal by Eisenhower in the 1800s? Invade Canada? Louisiana the model of honesty and transparency? Sad part is I will hear all these talking points from my inlaws this weekend. I have just started telling them that what they say is the stupidest shit I have heard since I last spoke with them. They are so gd dumb they don't even react. They just keep spewing whatever they heard that week. 20 years in and I honestly don't give a fuck what they think of me anymore.
  14. My body is ready for the insane knee capping of America on the world stage by these idiots. Thinking about all the folks that died for nothing. Disgusting just desserts. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do maga idiots.
  15. My body is ready NOT READY.
  16. Jesus we need something better than this. What the shit.
  17. Howard is good for a few turnovers. It will happen. He will fail.
  18. My old ass FIL may be ready for surly. He just texted me and said Quinn looks like a 70 year old Tony Romo.
  19. We are going to get a pick soon. Howard keeps throwing very risky shit. Our defense will get stronger. Just need Quinn to realize how much money he can make if he steps up tonight and we will be good.
  20. We have to have a qb that scans the field. There are guys open every single time he sacks himself. Damn.
  21. They aren't calling holding. We have to adapt to that.
  22. Explain it to me like I am 5. Edit: Ohhh shit. I DONT BET. 🤣 I hope Vegas wins! I am dumb as fuck. Carryon.
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